[aldo_14]

1/ Withdraw pie supply
2/ Slap with a wet haddock.  Wettened with lemon juice and rubbed in salt.  With sharpened scales.

More suggestions welcome!  your contribution counts!

[Setekh]

I kinda like the winner of Australia's competition - a bit bummed out I'll be missing the opening of the series, but ah well.

[diamondgeezer]

3) Make them swallow rusty razor blades

4) Threaten not to put them on the cover of Smash Hits magazine

[Turnsky]

5) Make them work for microsoft

[aldo_14]

6/ Stab them in the eyes with a toothpick covered in vinegar

[Turnsky]

7) make them sing to a bunch of deaf/blind people..

[aldo_14]

8) Put on makeup to make them look black (if neccessary), then introduce them to Cheryl Tweedy*

*Surely heading for trouble.........

[karajorma]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
4) Threaten not to put them on the cover of Smash Hits magazine

This years winner was a far bird. They won't be putting her on the cover any time soon. They keep the cover for identikit girl groups and cookie cutter boybands.

Although I hate Pop Idol with every fibre of my being at least this year they didn't pick someone from the same machine that puts out the same indentical people every year. Now it only remains to be seen if she manages to actually sing something good or instead releases yet another cover version of a song which was sung better by someone dead for 20 years.

I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for something original and good though.

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]Karajorma, all it means is that pop idol is now Politically Correct™. After the 2 million contract is run down, she'll fade into obscurity just like the rest of 'em. I can imagine it now:
"Hey, Jimmy! Some bastard has jammed the fader again. I thought they told us all the people going through this thing would fit four at a time..."[/color]

[IPAndrews]

Oh forget it. I was going to make some witty comment about Michelle's ample size, but frankly I've come to the conclusion that I don't care anymore.

[karajorma]

He's one of those cookie cutter guys so that would be just as bad if not worse! Besides the worst thing about this show is that the losers don't fade into obscurity quickly enough.

I couldn't tell you who won between Will Young and Garath Gates since they both went on to do dreadful cover versions.

[TrashMan]

9/ Break into their house and steal anything incriminating and give it to some nosy newspapers

10/ send a horde of Papparazzi on them

[phreak]

11) pacify the masses so they don't want anymore of those "idol" shows

[aldo_14]

12/ Make them play their own instruments and actually write their music..... (or is that torturing us more than them?)

[Kazan]

Originally posted by PhReAk
11) pacify the masses so they don't want anymore of those "idol" shows

[an0n]

Bah, you people have no malice:

13) Attatch electrodes to their over-sized [man]boobs and cook them till they smell like burned pork.

[Woolie Wool]

Originally posted by aldo_14
1/ Withdraw pie supply
2/ Slap with a wet haddock.  Wettened with lemon juice and rubbed in salt.  With sharpened scales.

More suggestions welcome!  your contribution counts!

Make them listen to their own music so that they see how much they truly suck.

Either that or Janeway porn. That's the ultimate torture.

[Ace]

Originally posted by PhReAk
11) pacify the masses so they don't want anymore of those "idol" shows

14) Sterilize the masses so thy can't produce "idol" fans for the next generation

an0n- Are you sure you aren't related to Hk-47? Despite your being a meatbag and all...

[Kazan]

Originally posted by Ace


14) Sterilize the masses so thy can't produce "idol" fans for the next generation

an0n- Are you sure you aren't related to Hk-47? Despite your being a meatbag and all...

[01010]

I thought it interesting how they let three people into the final and even more interesting that two of them won.