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Offline Sandwich

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Twinkie Turing Test!
on: December 25, 2003, 02:51:02 am
http://www.twinkiesproject.com/turing.html

Takes the cake-err... twinkie. ;)
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Offline elorran

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Twinkie Turing Test!
Reply #1 on: December 26, 2003, 10:52:19 am
No doubt you were the human subject in this experiment, Sandwich :p :D
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Reply #2 on: December 26, 2003, 04:28:35 pm
I don't quite think I deserved that....
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
  

Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #3 on: December 26, 2003, 05:21:19 pm
Lies! Twinkies do speak. They're just jealous 'cause I'm the only one who can hear them. :p
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Reply #4 on: December 27, 2003, 05:19:40 am
Mmmhmm. And what do the Twinkies tell you, Coolmon?
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #5 on: December 27, 2003, 05:40:40 am
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When asked to assign himself and the Twinkie the designations A & B without telling us which was which, the human promptly replied "I'll be A." However, we decided to continue the test.


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After the test was over, our human subject was allowed to eat the Twinkie subject. After he departed, we analyzed the data. After careful study of all responses, we determined that subject A was the Twinkie, and B was the human.


I'm confused!! Wasn't A the human and B the Twinkie? :shaking:

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Since we were able to distinguish between the two subjects, the Twinkie fails the Turing test.


Failed? :eek2:
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Reply #6 on: December 27, 2003, 06:00:22 am
firstly; the guy lied about wich he was (or too stupid to remember)
second; the test was if you could tell the diference then they were not both intelegent, if you can tell the difernce it (the thing in question) fails, they could tell the diference, the twinky failed
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Reply #7 on: December 27, 2003, 01:52:33 pm
This is exactly the sort of humor I normally go for. However, this was really lame.

Now if you don't mind, I'll be off torturing marshmallow bunnies.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #8 on: December 27, 2003, 03:13:18 pm
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #9 on: December 27, 2003, 10:21:22 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Mmmhmm. And what do the Twinkies tell you, Coolmon?


That they'll give me money if I don't eat them. I'm never fooled, everybody knows Twinkies can't open bank accounts. They don't have any wallet to store their ID in :D
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Reply #10 on: December 29, 2003, 12:41:26 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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