Oki doki, wrote this is 5 mins...
Hard Light Production Forums
In a dark empty forum,
no threads in the air,
Old posts of flaming,
rising up without care,
Down below in the link list,
I saw a shimmering sight,
my head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim,
did my last click for the night,
there it was in the homepage,
i saw the forum boards,
and I was thinking to myself,
these people arent poster, they are lords,
So I light up the post thread,
And I wrote it away,
the replies started coming in,
and I heard them say,
Welcome to the Hard Light Production Forums,
such a lovely place,
*such a lovely place*,
Such a lovely place,
Theres plenty of room at the Hard Light Production Forums,
any time of year,
*any time of year*
you can find it here.
Their minds were freespace twisted,
admins are Sandwich and Steak,
Tiaras got a lot of pritty pritty boys,
that she calls friends,
Carl dances in the forums,
doing sweet shivan threats,
Anon posts to remember,
Stryke posts to forget,
So I called up for Nico,
please bring me my MOD,
he said,
we heavent had the Venom here since 2001,
and still those posters are typing from far away,
popping up in the middle of a thread,
just to hear them say,
Welcome to the Hard Light Production Forums,
such a lovely place,
*such a lovely place*,
Such a lovely place,
They're livin' it up at the Hard Light Production Forums,
what a nice suprise,
*what a nice suprise*,
post your alibies,
Renders on the forums,
bosch beer on ice,
and they said,
we are all just prisoners here,
of our own device,
and in the Hard Light forum,
they gathered for a thread,
a story about their freaky lives,
in a world of HLP,
last thing I remember,
It was the year 2004,
I had to find the replies to the post I wrote before,
Relax said the Shivan,
we are programmed to recieve,
you can post any time you like,
but you can never leave...
*guitar solo ensues*
Ok. dont take any of this personally.
