[Shrike]

Orion Slave Girls

[mikhael]

Bah. Pass. Orion girls don't do a thing for me.

Now if they were blue, like Zhaan, then I might be interested.

[edit]
I take it back. Angelina Jolie looks hot as hell in green.
[/edit]

[Bobboau]

ok, too many popups, and I wouldn't click that if there are people near by who you could be embarist in front of

[neo_hermes]

meh, if it's an Alien Humanoid Female i'll do the horizantal hustle.

[mikhael]

Originally posted by Bobboau
ok, too many popups, and I wouldn't click that if there are people near by who you could be embarist in front of

There's popups?

[Shrike]

Originally posted by mikhael
Bah. Pass. Orion girls don't do a thing for me.

I had to show someone what an orion slave girl was and I found that site.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Bobboau
ok, too many popups, and I wouldn't click that if there are people near by who you could be embarist in front of

Yeah.... imagine being caught looking at a Star Trek site...

and, as an aside

[Bobboau]

well, with the loud vocal on the site, it might be modestly embarising, if there are people around and you have the sound on

[diamondgeezer]

How rare

[Dark_4ce]

That site is just sad...

*puts on real pron site instead...*

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Dark_4ce
That site is just sad...

*puts on real pron site instead...*

:thepimp:

[Setekh]

...

I'm suddenly kind of glad I never became a Trekkie.

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
How rare

How Shrike.

[01010]

Lovely.

[an0n]

Bah.

Why bother trafficing Orion Slave Girls and getting hijacked by the Ferengi? Just buy an old Klingon D-12 from one o' them salvage yards, blow some holes in a primitive planet, declare yourself a God and turn the entire southern continent into one giant harem.

You could even use the crappy cloak to ship them off to Naausica and sell the tapes of their 'training' to the Klingons on the interspecies pornography black-market.

A few years of that and you'd be able to buy your own D-7 or maybe a nice Ferengi Marauder.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by an0n
Bah.

Why bother trafficing Orion Slave Girls and getting hijacked by the Ferengi? Just buy an old Klingon D-12 from one o' them salvage yards, blow some holes in a primitive planet, declare yourself a God and turn the entire southern continent into one giant harem.

You could even use the crappy cloak to ship them off to Naausica and sell the tapes of their 'training' to the Klingons on the interspecies pornography black-market.

A few years of that and you'd be able to buy your own D-7 or maybe a nice Ferengi Marauder.

Of course, a species that primitive probably wouldn't wash (ever), or shave their hairy backs / legs / arms / face.

[an0n]

That's why you scan their genetics before you even bother establishing a stable orbit.

And even the really hairy ones would be good for working dilithium mines and such for the Cardassians.

[Bobboau]

or haveing delcaired yourself a god you simply demand that they clean, shave, don't eat pork, whatever else you want, or else you will smite them down and cast them into the firey pit for all eternety

[diamondgeezer]

They ought to make a ST series about, like pirates or smugglers or summat. The seedier, an0n side of the ST universe, as it were

[Gloriano]

That site is just sad...

same time kinda funny hmmm