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Offline HotSnoJ

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I _can_ by lotto tickets!
Er...Powerball...in Minnesota anyway. :nervous:

I was reading the rules to the game 'cuz I'm wanting to make a script that randomly picks numbers. Anyway, the rules say that they may not pay out to a person under 18. But under section 7 (Ineligible Players) it doesn't say anything about age! So I could by tickets, I just can't win and if my ticket does win I can't get the winnings. ;)

http://www.lottery.state.mn.us/gameprocedures/pdfs/POWERBALL.pdf
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Offline Stryke 9

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I _can_ by lotto tickets!
Exciting.

You do realize that sharing every little aspect of your life and meaningless factoid with the world generally isn't such a fantastic idea.

"I just took a shower today... and I found out that my wart is really a mole!"

 

Offline Odyssey

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[color=cc9900]I was always telling you it was a mole, but would you listen? Would you listen?[/color]

 

Offline Stryke 9

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You said it was cancer. There's a difference.

  

Offline Odyssey

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[color=cc9900]That too. It was a particularly interesting example, compared to the others.[/color]

 

Offline mikhael

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I _can_ by lotto tickets!
Yay. You can pay the tax on the mathematically impaired. Go you.

While you're willing to throw away money on losing propositions, how about you and I wager on the moon being made of green cheese.
[I am not really here. This post is entirely a figment of your imagination.]

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Indeed.

The Moron Tax, as my cousin and I have called it for the past 5 years or so.

 

Offline Gank

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whats the point in buying them if you cant win?

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Ask all the people who make the thing profitable in the first place.

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Indeed.

The Moron Tax, as my cousin and I have called it for the past 5 years or so.

:o
But it all goes to such good causes!  

Like replacing the velvet on opera house box seats every 2 weeks!  And building a giant statue of a fox from John Prescotts bellybutton fluff, to sit by the M1!  And dance groups where people stand still for 10 minutes before twitching!  And...er...stuff.