Author Topic: The *ULTIMATE* SUV  (Read 1973 times)

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What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth. Yiddish proverb

 

Offline phreak

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ill take one.  no one will cut me off on the highway and live to tell about it
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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If it's not the Canyonero then I'm not interested.

 

Offline Havock

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must....have.... need it.....

 

Offline Stryke 9

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This is that security guncar, isn't it? Seen it.


Me, I want something with actual proper armor. Sure, having a little machine gun in the backseat's nice, but you never know when the neighbors might get one too, and then you're ****ed. Rule of thumb, if it can't take a house like most cars take a speed bump, it needs more armor. And maybe a bigger gun, to facilitate taking said houses from a distance.

 

Offline aldo_14

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So.....a tank with a rocket engine strapped to the back, then?

 

Offline Drew

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thats a kewl sounding gun
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Offline Unknown Target

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Gimme.....NOW!

 

Offline Turnsky

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just the thing to use against tailgaters
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Offline Stealth

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yeah imaging busting that thing out on the highway

or when you get pulled over, open the roof up, bring up the gun, and turn the barrel toward the state trooper's car behind you :cool:

 
gives a whole new meaning to "drive by shooting" :lol:
What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth. Yiddish proverb

 

Offline diamondgeezer

I'd pay money to see you try that, Stealth

Stryke, if you're in the market for an armoured Cherokee or summat, you wanna try the dealers in Bogota. If you're anybody down there then you're probably worth killing to someone, so you have to buy yourself something substantial to keep out the bullets :nod:

 

Offline Stryke 9

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DG: There's plenty of armored cars here that are perfectly nice, albeit expensive as all hell. Paranoia is a favorite hobby of the rich and powerful, and in wealthy countries they can indulge it in incredibly effective ways. I've seen sedans for sale here that could take an anti-tank rocket and like it.

That said, they're not my style. I really am a big gun kinda guy, I just like to be able to handle theoretical return fire as well. And civilian-issue armored cars are clunky, their designs really weren't meant for the sort of reinforcement that goes in there.

 

Offline diamondgeezer

Ah, then you need to talk to the guys who make presidential limos and whatnot. Our PM's limo can suposedly take a direct missile hit and yet still run at 135mph :cool: Apparently, it's all about the suspension,which is true for tanks as well

 

Offline Grug

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OMG!

What the hell is wrong with people. lol

I fear the day when this comes standard... :shaking:

 

Offline Stealth

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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
I'd pay money to see you try that, Stealth


i'm sure you would, but it would never happen :D

 

Offline Gortef

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Nice... definetly a hit during the rush hour :D
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Rictor

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What? No DVD player? Pfff, Puffy's Hummer has 7. Now what are my kids going to do during the ride to soccer practice?

 

Offline Havock

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Originally posted by Rictor
What? No DVD player? Pfff, Puffy's Hummer has 7. Now what are my kids going to do during the ride to soccer practice?


you let em play with the gun of course.

 

Offline Corsair

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....d'oh. I'm just thinking of what it would be like if I pulled up to school in that rig...:blah:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.