[Bobboau]

"The monkey forces an ISP to install Windows NT in Napa, California."

that HORRABLE monkey!!

[Kazan]

I managed to do one in my home down

"The monkey opens a liquor store next to a high school in Cedar Rapids, Iowa"

[that was in my record setting run]

[Corhellion]

I RULE YOU ALL!!!


Score: 7435  
Name: Corhellion
Autrocities: 76
Wanted in: 18 states
Specialty: reckless endangerment
Date: Thu Mar 18 18:38:01 2004[/I][/U]  

MWHAHAHAHA!!!!

Some funny autrocities The Monkey Commited:

-The monkey steals a skywriting plane and fills the sky with obscenities in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

-The monkey fills the candy machine with boxes of powerful laxative at a local center for the blind in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

-The monkey scares a horse to death in the Dean's office at a local college in Bakersfield, California. (I don't want to know why there was a horse in the Deans office to begin with...)

-The monkey proves beyond a doubt that nothing of any interest ever happened in Roswell, New Mexico.

So...Who wants to beat me?

(they like to delete stuff don't they...****tards....my hi-score is gone... )

[HotSnoJ]

The monkey leads a pack of hungry wolves to a local day-care center in Gresham, Oregon.

The monkey gets extra points for committing a crime in a high-risk state.

The monkey has lingered too long in this state.
A heavily armed SWAT contingent bursts into his hideout.

Game Over.

Your final score is 592, painstakingly earned through 6 flagrant violations of U.S. law.

And Cor, I can't see your score

[Corhellion]

CAUSE THE BASTARDS DELETED IT! ****TARDS!! ALL OF THEM! I GOT THAT SCORE FAIR AND SQUARE!

...assholes...

*Corhellion kills the Monkey with a thermal nuclear device disquised as a banana split somewhere near Nevada*

[Corhellion]

BOO-YA!!! GOT IT AGAIN!!!

Score: 6667
Name: Corhellion
Atrocities: 63
Wanted in: 17 states  
Specialty: racketeering
Date: Thu Mar 18 19:21:28 2004  

This is hella easy!

[Taristin]

The monkey sets fire to a library in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

Kazan'd love this one.

      

The monkey makes a large donation in Confederate currency to a local branch of the NAACP in Aberdeen, South Dakota.

This one's just wrong...

[Kazan]

I used to work at that library Snipes!!!

[Bobboau]

so _thats_ how it burnt down

[Corsair]

The monkey brings a bag of pork rinds to a local synagogue picnic in Rock Springs, Wyoming.

That bad unkosher monkey!

[Bobboau]

[Corhellion]

OH YA!!!

The monkey is currently driving a stolen Batmobile through New York.

I've got da Batmobile!

[karajorma]

Originally posted by Corhellion
-The monkey scares a horse to death in the Dean's office at a local college in Bakersfield, California. (I don't want to know why there was a horse in the Deans office to begin with...)

Someone needs to watch National Lampoons Animal House!

[Corsair]

The monkey is currently wanted for product tampering in Montana, reckless endangerment in South Dakota, racketeering in Oklahoma, vandalism in Colorado, felonious assault in Arkansas, product tampering in New Mexico, fraud in Wyoming, racketeering in Nebraska, first-degree murder in Nevada, smuggling illegal immigrants in Arizona, possession with intent to distribute in Utah, contributing to the delinquency of minors in Idaho, reckless endangerment in North Dakota, and counterfeiting in Minnesota.
The monkey drives his white Ford Bronco from North Dakota to Montana.
The monkey is pulled over by the Montana State Highway Patrol 29 miles from the North Dakota border and arrested for product tampering.
Game Over.
Your final score is 6435, painstakingly earned through 71 flagrant violations of U.S. law.

Score: 6435    
Name: Corsair    
Crimes: 71    
Wanted in: 14 states    
Specialty: outstanding stupidity    
Date: Fri Mar 19 08:08:48 2004

damn you people. Now I'm addicted. And I want to watch Animal House...one of the best movies of all time.