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Offline mikhael

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I come bearing... Scripture?
on: March 25, 2004, 11:38:00 pm
TEH BIBLE!!!11!!11!!!!!111

This supercedes all previous versions, I think. ;)
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Offline Thorn

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Reply #1 on: March 25, 2004, 11:51:22 pm
hahaha...
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Offline Carl

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I come bearing... Scripture?
Reply #2 on: March 25, 2004, 11:53:15 pm
herrrm. this reminds me of tales from the leet.
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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #3 on: March 25, 2004, 11:55:51 pm
"you just singlehandedly slaughtered 1/4 of #Earth's population"
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Offline Goober5000

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Reply #4 on: March 26, 2004, 12:18:35 am
:lol: That's great!
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #5 on: March 26, 2004, 01:45:19 am
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Jehova> you just singlehandedly slaughtered 1/4 of #Earth's population
Cain> ...
The dots are infinitely funnier than the actual sentence.
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #6 on: March 26, 2004, 03:44:31 am
Heheh, I like this. :)
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #7 on: March 26, 2004, 04:09:47 am
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* Judas has joined #Temple
heh, i know where to find jc if you pay me
you got paypal?


:lol:
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #8 on: March 26, 2004, 08:12:24 am
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ROFL.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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Offline J3Vr6

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Reply #9 on: March 26, 2004, 08:24:19 am
funny stuff :)
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #10 on: March 26, 2004, 08:57:39 am
[q]<Jesus> AND SHALL CAST THEM INTO A FURNACE OF FIRE: THERE SHALL BE WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH!!!
<Jesus> THEN SHALL THE RIGHTEOUS SHINE FORTH AS THE SUNIN THE KINGDOM OF THEIR FATHER!!!!
<Jesus> AHAHAHAAHAHA!
<Disciples> ...
* Jesus coughs[/q]


Funny. :p
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Offline Flipside

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Reply #11 on: March 26, 2004, 01:15:30 pm
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Mornin
They're still boring
Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds:
cattle and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds
yes, pretty little animals
Now, we only need a man
One man to rule them all
One man to find them
One man to bring them and in dar...
well, you catch my drift
Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; yada yada yada
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Offline beatspete

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Reply #12 on: March 26, 2004, 03:26:23 pm
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(from moses and the burning bush)
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(Sheep1) "baa"



Cyber(ing?) sheep.

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Reply #13 on: March 26, 2004, 04:37:16 pm
LOL!!
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
  

Offline Flipside

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Reply #14 on: March 26, 2004, 04:48:22 pm
* Angel has joined #Field
Angel> lo
Shepherd1> ARGH
Shepherd2> WTF!!1
Angel> Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy
Angel> For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
Shepherd1> Why do you come here to tell us?
Shepherd2> no one ever joins this channel, xcept sheep
Sheep3b> baaaa

This ones gonna keep me going for hours, thanks Mik :D
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #15 on: March 26, 2004, 06:13:40 pm
Mikhael wins. :D

Where are your ops-powers now? Left them in #Jews lol?
Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit
Father?
Oh shi...
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come to think of it... I think he was innocent after all
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #16 on: March 26, 2004, 06:14:21 pm
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