[TopAce]

Let's smile a bit!
I made four on my own:

It is as obvious as you won't have music with bad grammar

We are humans, making mistakes. If we didn't make mistakes, we wouldn't be humans.

Nothing is worse than seeing your wife having sex with your best friend in your brand new double bed.

Skilled pilot never ejects in tunnel

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I am curious if you had made some on your own. Share them with us!

[redsniper]

We aren't just tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was ever good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in....

wait, I think that one's taken...

[jdjtcagle]

*waits for Anon*
this should be interesting:D

[Corhellion]

In War, There are victories and there are defeats. However it's the perspective of the viewer that decides the outcome.

Made that up a few years ago...

[Flipside]

LOL This is true

'It's not the winning or losing that counts, it's hurting the other guy as much as possible in the process'

Flipside

[Gloriano]

If you want love you need learn first-HolyWolf aka HIG few years ago

[kasperl]

i have quite a list of quotes, some from bash, some from siggy's, but i rarely make on myself. i love this one:

once you've think you hit the bottom, get the **** of my shoulders -- DM's siggy at WS.

[jdjtcagle]

Your only a man when your having sex right?!? I use to have a dog you had sex every night and that didn't make him a man now did it!

actually didn't make that up, heard it and never forgot it.

[aldo_14]

"you can't go wrong with monkeys"

[Ghostavo]

I don't really know how to say this properly in english but even so I'll give it a try...

To error is to be human, to admit it is to be dumb!

[kasperl]

it's to admit, not to admite.

i kinda like it.

[Unknown Target]

There is no winner until the end of the game.

That's mine

[Petrarch of the VBB]

"I used to think I was someone else, now I know that I am"

Doesn't mean anything really, but it keeps me unemployed.

And my current sig.

[Knight Templar]

This thread:

[Tiara]

"Hell hath no fury like Tiara scorned"



"One axassination coming right up..."

[Ghostavo]

[Tiara]

Not mine and a bit old but still quite hilarious;

"Programmer n. - An ingenious device that turns caffeine into code."

[karajorma]

One of my friend's thought up this one when asked why he always did things in a really complicated way.

Massive overengineering is often desirable to prevent catastrophic failure

[TopAce]

Originally posted by Knight Templar

This thread:

If you don't like this thread, don't visit it.

[01010]

"Bollocks"