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Offline diamondgeezer

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on: April 05, 2004, 11:38:44 am
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #1 on: April 05, 2004, 11:39:40 am
Yeah, you get that **** all the time.

I might buy a decommissioned battleship if I ever amass enough cash.
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Offline JR2000Z

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Reply #2 on: April 05, 2004, 11:55:24 am
Seems pretty cheap to me. I thought those things cost millions.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #3 on: April 05, 2004, 11:57:05 am
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #4 on: April 05, 2004, 12:05:01 pm
'bout 12 million squids for a new Harrier, though that one's a manky uber old variant

[EDIT] It's a trainer, that's why. Not even a T-8, mind. God it's old
 

Offline DragonClaw

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Reply #5 on: April 05, 2004, 12:07:01 pm
Yeah, from the same guy. He should be shot :p
 

Offline ARothers

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Reply #6 on: April 05, 2004, 12:23:54 pm
I found several rank badges from the RAF and the USAF.  I can't remeber the link though but I definately saw them.
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #7 on: April 05, 2004, 01:01:08 pm
They're apparently flogging off the (570 tonne) drill used for the Channel tunnel (and it's legit, but the bids most likely aren't :))

Edit;
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26442&item=2472144663
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Offline J3Vr6

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Reply #8 on: April 05, 2004, 01:02:56 pm
that's just funny... I wonder if anyone is gona be selling an aircraft carrier any time soon.
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Offline Gank

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Reply #9 on: April 05, 2004, 01:53:30 pm
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #10 on: April 05, 2004, 01:58:39 pm
If only someone was selling an Orion.

Mind you, eBay will still be going in 2335...
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #11 on: April 05, 2004, 02:31:58 pm
geuss what i was planning on for FSCZ.
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #12 on: April 05, 2004, 03:43:01 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
I might buy a decommissioned battleship if I ever amass enough cash.


hey if you ever buy one, let me know.  i'll stock it with F18s and other fighters and weapons.
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #13 on: April 05, 2004, 03:45:58 pm
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hey if you ever buy one, let me know.  i'll stock it with F18s and other fighters and weapons.
Good luck putting fightercraft on a battleship. ;)
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #14 on: April 05, 2004, 03:51:46 pm
oooh sorry, i thought he said carrier :p

i was looking at this auction
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2454839870&category=26432

:cool: :P
 

Offline DragonClaw

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Reply #15 on: April 05, 2004, 04:05:49 pm
There we go, an HLP staffed carrier. Could start our own navy. Avast ye meddling vermint! Give us all your chocolate! :blah:
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #16 on: April 05, 2004, 04:16:16 pm
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Originally posted by DragonClaw
Could start our own navy. Avast ye meddling vermint! Give us all your chocolate!  

God damn, that's funny :lol:
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #17 on: April 05, 2004, 04:39:22 pm
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #18 on: April 05, 2004, 05:01:18 pm
We could blockade Switzerland!  (technically, we'd have a better navy).  Or Bolivia.
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #19 on: April 05, 2004, 05:09:43 pm
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3089265139

More my era of airplane. Although I wouldn't say no to a Harrier. :D
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