[Petrarch of the VBB]

And I suppose it's then sent off to be made into pork scratchings.

[Zeronet]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Are doctors now surgically removing the sense of humour at birth?

Its a new NHS directive.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

That I can believe. They are the biggest joke in Britain, after all.

[01010]

See, that's where all your hard earned humour is going.

Damn government.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by 01010
See, that's where all your hard earned humour is going.

Damn government.

Exactly.  They've tried to implant it into John Prescott, but it was rejected.  Very difficult to impant humour in pie based form, apparently.

[an0n]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
That I can believe. They are the biggest joke in Britain, after all.

I think you're forgetting about Blair.

And to a lesser extent, the trains.

And customs.

And the immigration service.

Y'know, now that I think about it, has anything improved under New Labour?

This country has gone completely to **** and 90% of all the crap that's happened is down to that false-smiling, pretentious bastard.

I should go bomb his house in Sedgefield.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by an0n

Y'know, now that I think about it, has anything improved under New Labour?
 

Well, it's a lot easier to find work as a roof tiler if you're a one legged Romanian.

[an0n]

Good one.

[Zeronet]

Suppose this probably wouldn't be a good time to mention some serious improvements i guess. *hides*

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Thing is, we're stuck with him.
I mean, Micheal Howard is hardly electable, and the other parties needn't bother...

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Thing is, we're stuck with him.
I mean, Micheal Howard is hardly electable, and the other parties needn't bother...

Vote Monster Raving Loony.  At least they admit it.

[Zeronet]

Micheal Howard lol, i wouldnt like to see him handle diplomacy, he's such a uncharismatic person.

[an0n]

The BNP are gonna clear up at the next election.

They'll take the Sunderland area seats for certain. And I can imagine the comedy of having 5-6 BNP MP's in the Commons.

[Thorn]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Are doctors now surgically removing the sense of humour at birth?

There are several words you could be looking for here...
Asshole, prick, twat and crotchety bastard come to mind....

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by an0n
The BNP are gonna clear up at the next election.

They'll take the Sunderland area seats for certain. And I can imagine the comedy of having 5-6 BNP MP's in the Commons.

BNP are a bunch of ****ing twats, may I add.  There was a yound 15 year old who was abducted and beaten to death by a couple of asian men in Glasgow (they mistook him for another bloke who had 'offended their honour' by going out with thier sister or something, apparently).  Anyways, the BNP did their bid by sending out a candidiate with a wreath to the area, stir up votes via racial tension, predicting race wars and all that pish.

End result - practiclaly everybody ignored him, and the family of the murderd boy spoke out against them for trying to incite trouble.  They also tried a similar thing by going to Sighthill (an area where many asylum seekers are housed - poor bastars - the place is a tip) after an (asian) asylum seeker was stabbed to death in a racist attack.  Again, they were condemned by all involved and the community has actually done a lot of work integrated the Scots with the asylum seekers.

[01010]

The BNP are a joke and always will be regarded as a joke by anyone with more than half a brain and the slightest bit of knowledge about the Nazi party.

What I'm more concerned about is getting a real alternative to the two horse race that is our elections. Currently it's the choice between being ****ed in the ass with a razor blade or just being ****ed in the ass.

And I don't appreciate either of them.

[phreak]

There is Joshua, 16; Jana and John-David, 14; Jill, 12; Jessa, 11; Jinger, 10; Joseph, 9; Josiah, 7; Joy-Anna, 6; Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 5; Jason, 3; James, 2 and Justin, 1.

and all their names start with 'J'.  What a bunch of assholes

[Petrarch of the VBB]

What gets me is the scheme to reduce voter apathy. All the reasons given for it seem to be "People don't want to vote because it's too complicated", "People don't have time to vote", "People don't want t vote because they don't want to vote".

No bugger mentions it's because there's no sodding point.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Originally posted by PhReAk


and all their names start with 'J'.  What a bunch of assholes

Jinger? JINGER?

****ing sadists...

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
What gets me is the scheme to reduce voter apathy. All the reasons given for it seem to be "People don't want to vote because it's too complicated", "People don't have time to vote", "People don't want t vote because they don't want to vote".

No bugger mentions it's because there's no sodding point.

"i don;t do politics"  "If you don;t do politics, there's not much you do do"

Guess what - i don't do politics because the politicians are ****ing useless, money grabbing twats who only turn up when they know their fat little faces will be on the telly.  Give me a political party whose candidiates aren't solely interested in picking up £100 grand a year for doing **** all bar shagging their secretary, and who actually give the impression of having a sense of morals -  then maybe I'll vote.

but instead we get these stupid little idiots who are so keen to keep their cushty seat (when they turn up) in the commons, that their oh-so-lofty opinions and morals only last up till the point where they gert offered a free junket for voting a certain way.