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Offline aldo_14

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on: April 09, 2004, 03:42:41 pm
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #1 on: April 09, 2004, 04:00:08 pm
Wow, and here I was hoping spunk would have a meaning I wasn't aware of.  I was wrong.  Unfortunately.
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Reply #2 on: April 09, 2004, 04:02:16 pm
At least they're not televising the Soggy Biscuit World Championships.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #3 on: April 09, 2004, 04:03:01 pm
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At least they're not televising the Soggy Biscuit World Championships.


no, they lost the rights to Channel 5.
 

Offline redsniper

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Reply #4 on: April 09, 2004, 04:04:57 pm
:wtf:
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Offline an0n

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Reply #5 on: April 09, 2004, 04:07:42 pm
Channel 5 destroyed any semblance of respect it had amassed when it took the set of a kids TV show and had Keith Chegwin and bunch of middle-aged, unemployed people run through it naked and tried to call it a game-show.
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Offline Carl

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Reply #6 on: April 09, 2004, 04:10:50 pm
looks like those sperm aren't gonna join the easter egg hunt, if you know what i mean.
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Reply #7 on: April 09, 2004, 04:14:48 pm
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At least they're not televising the Soggy Biscuit World Championships.


You know, someone should explain this for Americans who don't understand the wonderous origins of the phrase "son of a biscuit-eater". :D
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #8 on: April 09, 2004, 05:40:17 pm
'Lab Rats'? Pah. It couldn't be more of a Brainiac wannabe if it tried
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #9 on: April 09, 2004, 05:43:41 pm
I love the BBC

;) ;)

Man, they've got some ****ed up people thinking up their shows. This **** wouldn't fly anywhere else in the world. I mean, where else could you televise a bunch of guys playing Rome: Total War and have people actually watching. Well, Canada is pretty cool with their Tv programing, but nothing quite like this.
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #10 on: April 09, 2004, 10:33:57 pm
That has got to be the DUMBEST **** I've ever seen.
But still funny! :D
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