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Offline vyper

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:lol: JAIL BAIIIIIT! :lol:
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Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by Odyssey

[color=cc9900]Wait... One has to be 16 for that? Oh dear. Meesa in trouble.[/color]

Nah, I too started a few years earlier with chasing boys (I'll leave the 'few' to your imagination :p)
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Offline J3Vr6

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Originally posted by Kazan
wtf is a quincenera


Hispanics have a "coming of age" party for 15 year old girls.  It's like the hispanic version of the "Sweet 16's" that rich white people have.

Quince's usually have a court of like 10 couples (usually her friends and cousins) that will do a choreographed musical number in really cheezy, fluffy pink dresses that usually end with a waltz around the girl who's turning 15 (and her date).

Then they all sit down, food gets served, a ceremony (you know, speeches blah blah blah) then the rent-a-dj will put on some music and then everyone can partake in the partying.
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Offline Ghostavo

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*imagines an axe wielding 5 year old Tiara chasing little boys down the street*

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Offline adwight

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Lol, that's be the funniest thing to see.
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Offline Gortef

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You mean something like this... :p



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Offline TopAce

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Or kick the axe out of the girl's hand. The boy has certainly seen some Jackie Chan films. ;)
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