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Offline Rampage

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... I'm not going.

And for you non-Americans out there, the prom is a party/social experience for high school juniors (11th graders) and seniors (12th graders).  Most participants bring their dates.

Well, it's coming up for me and I'm going to sit in my quarters with a physics textbook in my arms, reading about electromagnetism.  If you want to know, I don't have a date.

My sister (10th grader) is going with some wuss-asymptotic junior from her school who couldn't give a crap about her in the first place.  Meh.  Girls.  I tried to persuade her, but - no...  She just had to go.

As you see, this is me ranting.  My father couldn't care less.  He's still trying to find another job.  Meh.

Anyone else with similar experiences?

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Nerd. Find a *****. It's a once in a lifetime thing. If you can't at least do that, go get piss drunk and attempt to crash the party like a man.
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Offline Thorn

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I didnt have a date and I went to mine. I had a blast too. It doesnt matter, the idea is to have fun with your friends.

 

Offline Bobboau

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Offline LtNarol

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Neh, it was fun, danced with a few hot chicks, but the music was terrible.  Two hours of straight rap at a three-hour dance.  

  

Offline Knight Templar

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Didja got served?
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Offline Drew

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meh, im only a sophtmore so i havnt had the prvlidge to get wasted a a couple after parties. IM trying to hook my freind up to take some slut out to her middle school prom....
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Offline redmenace

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don't take a date. She will end up making out with your best friend.
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Offline Drew

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Originally posted by redmenace
don't take a date. She will end up making out with your best friend.


only if your a lame nerd pimple-faced cheesecake who has no idea how to please women.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Drew
meh, im only a sophtmore so i havnt had the prvlidge to get wasted a a couple after parties. IM trying to hook my freind up to take some slut out to her middle school prom....


You have sluts in middle school? :wtf: Goddamn Aguillera turning our youth into whores...

Oh, if you want b00ze, make friends with the seniors.
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Offline redmenace

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or your best friend is a MAN WHORE
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Offline Knight Templar

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We call them "pimps" these days...
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Offline Liberator

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Didn't go to the Junior Prom, did go to the Senior Prom and had a fairly good time.  Didn't have a date, didn't eat dinner with my few friends.

Do go to at least one of them, dates be damned.  You'll reget it someday if you don't.
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Offline redmenace

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Pimps, mans whore, **** For Brains F***ing bastards. Their all the same.
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Offline phreak

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Originally posted by Rampage
... I'm not going.

And for you non-Americans out there, the prom is a party/social experience for high school juniors (11th graders) and seniors (12th graders).  Most participants bring their dates.
 


fight the power.

i didn't go since my school is ****ing lame
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Offline Rictor

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Didn't even for once consider going. The last school dance that I went to was in Grade 8. I knew what kind of people were going to be there, which I didn't like. I knew what kind of music they were going to play, which I didn't like. And I knew how much it was going to cost, which I also didn't like. Don't remember what exactly I was doing that night, its was that unimportant. Good choice, not going.

 

Offline Thorn

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Originally posted by redmenace
Pimps, mans whore, **** For Brains F***ing bastards. Their all the same.

For ****s sake! Would you please stop your goddamn moaning?

 

Offline JR2000Z

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I'm not going to mine (It's on Saturday). It's something that I don't want to spend hundreds of dollars on.


Besides, there are better things in life than the prom.
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Offline Thorn

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You dont need to spend lots of money. I went in a pair of beat up old leather pants, an old dress shirt and a tie...

 

Offline Drew

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Originally posted by JR2000Z
Besides, there are better things in life than the prom.


Its not the prom, its the things *after* the prom.
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