[Thorn]

Mikhael: I feel lik such a gimp.
Throb: you're only a gimp if you have the mask...
Mikhael: Well... Um... You know that time in Tijuana..
Mikhael: I kinda liked it... so I kept the mask...
Mikhael: *^_^*
Throb: wait... you mean that time Shrike drugged me and made me do body shots off that mexican whore?
Mikhael: yeah.
Throb: oh.. then I dont know

[Shrike]

I didn't drug you.  You took them by your own volition!

[mikhael]

You didn't drug him, you tricked him. I will admit, though, your transexual girlfriend was pretty damned hot, though. I don't think you should let him get away with calling her a whore though.

He just doesn't want to let anyone know he liked it.

[Thorn]

God must really hate me.. Winamp decided to play Hooker with a Penis by Tool, just as I read that....

[01010]

Hookers with penises give the best blow jobs....

...apparently.

[vyper]

The best relationships have only one dick in them.

[Taristin]

You know from experience?

[kode]

"welcome to tijuana / tequila sex and marijuana..."
- manu chao

[mikhael]

Originally posted by vyper
The best relationships have only one dick in them.

Yeah, but that doesn't even count the number of penises.

[vyper]

I was waiting for that one.

[mikhael]

Well, consider how long and happy and loving Shrike and Thorn's gay partnership has been. Two penises, but Shrike's the dick.

[Taristin]

*shakes head*

[vyper]

[Nico]

kids, kids...

[Darkage]

I been here for a long time and still you people manage to scare me.

[pyro-manic]

Originally posted by Darkage
I been here for a long time and still you people manage to scare me.

[Kazan]

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks (totally j/k)