[Flipside]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040512/ap_on_sp_ho_ne/hkn_lightning_beer

This is great, and one sentence will have me laughing for days

 ......said Sgt. Chris Velar, who runs the Police Department's drunken driving squad.

Something about that just makes me laugh

[J3Vr6]

That's simple.  They should do what they have here where they stop serving beer at the end of the 2nd period.

[phreak]

MADD is opposing this? big surprise.

time to orgainize Drunk Drivers Against Madd Mothers

[demon442]

Yes, the D-DAMM...  It even sounds drunk.

On the topic, I say, gimme a team worth spending the bucks for season tickets and i'd gladly take the surplus beer off the hands of the stadium.

[J3Vr6]

Originally posted by demon442
On the topic, I say, gimme a team worth spending the bucks for season tickets and i'd gladly take the surplus beer off the hands of the stadium.

The problem is a Catch-22:   Without fans going to the games and having a decent attendence, teams can't spend money on good players.  But, without good players and having a sucky season, fans don't attend the games...