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Offline mikhael

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In Soviet Russia, the Vegemite Eats You... or something
on: May 14, 2004, 05:05:56 pm
I guess, since I don't like Vegemite, I support Stalin. Anyway, on to the point:

So, my wife, she eats this Vegemite stuff. I'm sure, at some point, I expressed my distaste for the vile black slimy concoction. Coopers: you should be ashamed of yourselves for ever trying to find a use for the dregs of your brewery vats.

Anyway, the vegetmite eating heathen (my wife, remember), showed me this page today. Enjoy.
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Offline ZylonBane

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Reply #1 on: May 14, 2004, 05:46:56 pm
I fail to see the Russia/Stalin connection here.
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In Soviet Russia, the Vegemite Eats You... or something
Reply #2 on: May 14, 2004, 05:55:22 pm
Its not intended for you, ZB.
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In Soviet Russia, the Vegemite Eats You... or something
Reply #3 on: May 14, 2004, 05:55:27 pm
He invented the stuff, as a method of torture again dissidents. Thats why it's commonly reffered to as Uncie Joe's Ol' Fashioned Nature Sauce. Well, not commonly, as such, but you get the idea.
 

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Reply #4 on: May 14, 2004, 05:59:07 pm
Marmite > Vegemite.
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Reply #5 on: May 14, 2004, 06:21:15 pm
Bovril > Marmite
 

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In Soviet Russia, the Vegemite Eats You... or something
Reply #6 on: May 14, 2004, 06:45:29 pm
Booze > Bovril

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Reply #7 on: May 14, 2004, 06:48:16 pm
Morphine > Booze
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Reply #8 on: May 14, 2004, 07:39:17 pm
Marmite !> Vegemite. :p
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Reply #9 on: May 14, 2004, 07:52:45 pm
Vegemite>large bouts of uncontrollable vomiting
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Reply #10 on: May 14, 2004, 07:53:14 pm
Head > Morphine
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Reply #11 on: May 14, 2004, 07:54:01 pm
Oi! Marmite rules!
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Reply #12 on: May 14, 2004, 08:00:34 pm
Marmites nice, but I tend to spread it molecule thin ;)
 

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Reply #13 on: May 14, 2004, 09:57:46 pm
What the heck is vegemite anyway?
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Reply #14 on: May 14, 2004, 10:29:23 pm
it's sort of like Marmite :)
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Reply #15 on: May 14, 2004, 10:32:54 pm
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Originally posted by Bobboau
it's sort of like Marmite :)
/me points to self.

'ignorant american' remember. :P
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #16 on: May 14, 2004, 10:44:13 pm
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Originally posted by Setekh
Marmite !> Vegemite. :p


he's right... and Vegemite came from australia.. ;)

that said i hate the stuff.
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Reply #17 on: May 14, 2004, 10:59:50 pm
oh, SnoJ... it's like penut butter, but yeast based and fermented and nothing at all like penuts or butter, and is Satan's own doing, (and a sort of ****ed up symbol of australian pride)
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #18 on: May 14, 2004, 11:04:31 pm
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Originally posted by Bobboau
oh, SnoJ... it's like penut butter, but yeast based and fermented and nothing at all like penuts or butter, and is Satan's own doing, (and a sort of ****ed up symbol of australian pride)


you're telling me.. :p
i mean, this is how i see it..

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In Soviet Russia, the Vegemite Eats You... or something
Reply #19 on: May 14, 2004, 11:05:27 pm
Yowch, I had heard of Vegemite before, but never knew exactly what it was. I shrugged it off as some sort of screwed up urban legend to scare children, you know spread by those Wal/K-Mart stretchy-pants ladies who like mayonaise sandwiches and stuff...
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