[Black Wolf]

How is it that this site (not Landover Baptist, the actual Fundie one) hasn't been hacked yet?

Check out their links page by the way... it's scary how well stupid people seem to be able ti use the internet...

[Kazan]

objective.jesussave.us has ahigh probability of being satire as well

[Kosh]

[Gank]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1001/viciousgodquiz.html

And I dont think that site is satire Kazan, unfortunatly.

[Kazan]

gank: well YOU'RE WRONG - i'm not speculating that it's a satire site - i KNOW it's a satire site

[Flipside]

*According to Landover Baptist Church records (1646 - Present Time) we were forced by the Lord Jesus to let over 1,400 Christian husbands get off Scott-Free after murdering their wives in bed. Although this might be a troubling statistic for some of us, it is really none of our business. The Good Lord writes the rules and it is our obligation not to question one jot or twiddle of His word, it is simply our duty to follow it. We are to remain obedient to God's Holy Word at all costs, and despite the pull of our carnal conscience, always remain content to have your True Christian™ hands tied by the sacred glory of God's commandments. Unless a breakthrough in Creation Science suggests otherwise.

At the end of the first item. Says it all really

Oh yes, and.....



 
Things like this are all over the site if you look

[J3Vr6]

how do u know it's satire?  huh? huh? *pokes Kazan*

Actually, this is unrelated, but did you know it's illegal to have oral sex here in Florida?

[jdjtcagle]

[Kazan]

j3vr6: it's lllegal to have oral, anal, or anything non-missionaryt in a lot of states

[Rictor]

And illegal to have gay sex in Texas, and I *think* also anal.

Kazan: I'm pretty sure Gank was being sarcastic, or at least he should have been if he had done the first few questions in the quiz...

also, I have seen nothing on that other website to suggest its satire. If it is, its much more subtle than Landover Baptist...

[Flipside]

LOL I actually get the pop-up when I try to go to that other fundie site. Yay, the God of science, verily he watcheth over me

[Gank]

Originally posted by Kazan
objective.jesussave.us has ahigh probability of being satire as well

Originally posted by Kazan
gank: well YOU'RE WRONG - i'm not speculating that it's a satire site - i KNOW it's a satire site

Looks to me like you were speculating. Anyways if it is satire its not very good.

And the quiz is from the Landover site rictor

[Kazan]

Rictor: the texas anti-sodomy laws were overruled by the SCOTUS

[Kazan]

I was speculating about jesusave.us - not LB

[Gank]

I was talking about that site, pretty ****ing obvious Landover is a pisstake

[SadisticSid]

Anyone with a positive IQ who takes the most glancing look at the landover site can see it's satire.

       

[Gank]

I like this one

This kinda gives the game away too
http://www.draftregistration.us/

[Rictor]

Apparently, **** isn't quite fundamentalist enough for some people. Read this, its quite hilarious:

http://www.formoore.com/wrong****.html

edit: Gank, I assumed you were talking about Landover, since you posted a link to it right above.

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

And this is from the real website, reffering to the prank one.

[Corsair]

http://www.draftregistration.us/

anybody know what happens if you register?

[adwight]

Originally posted by Knight Templar


They finally gave Kangaskhan an evolved form?

lmao


That draft registration seems like a real site.