[Corsair]

Oral Sex: A Dangerous and Deadly New Trend!



Thanks to www.whitehouse.org and the Department of Faith for this wonderful insight.

[an0n]

First person to ask if it's real or not gets a bomb in the mail.

[DragonClaw]

I've always wanted to die...

Is it real?

[Knight Templar]

an0n, man, you must be missing out in the bedroom. I'd hardly think oral sex is fake.
*runs*

[Rictor]

There was an actual website, IIRC, that was also called Landover Baptist or something similar, which was the most insane fundamentalist BS you've ever seen. You know, the one with Hospiah, the Kangajew.

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by Rictor
... the Kangajew...

They finally gave Kangaskhan an evolved form?

[Bobboau]

[Whitelight]

Oh yeah, right, give me a break

Wonders where they get this stuff.

(edit) If there was a hint of truth to that, i`d be dead 19 years now.

[Carl]

Originally posted by Knight Templar


They finally gave Kangaskhan an evolved form?

*smacks KT around a bit with a large magicarp*

[Ace]

Originally posted by Whitelight
Oh yeah, right, give me a break

Wonders where they get this stuff.

(edit) If there was a hint of truth to that, i`d be dead 19 years now.

You're not going to die, you're just going to hell!

Repent now, sinner, and be saved. Otherwise you're a homosexual and european-loving... LIBERAL!

[demon442]

That is some of the funniest christian horse **** i've ever read.  I wish there were more people like these idiots in the world, we all need a good laugh more often.

[Kazan]

How many times do I have to pount out

[size=24]LANDOVER BAPTIST IS SATIRE[/size]

[JC Denton]

Thank you, Kazan.

[demon442]

In my defence, we are talking about christians here.  You cant really ever tell when its satire and when its some loony televangelist on a cash hunt.

[Kazan]

demon has a very good point - but i would figure everyone knows LB is satire by now

[Rictor]

woah, deja vu.

...and again.

here's a real Christian fundamentalist website, its been posted before however (by Shrike). Enjoy the hilarity.

http://objective.jesussave.us/

[Bobboau]

Originally posted by Rictor's site thingy he linked to
(October 26, 2003) We are hearing reports that foreign visitors to our site are being redirected to electronic bookstores and people offering to pay to take surveys. We are not affiliated with these sites and advise you not to deal with them; they may be front organizations for cults. Although our technical staff is still looking into this issue, we strongly suspect that anti-Christian and anti-American governmental agents outside the U.S. are trying to keep our message from being heard in their lands. If you have suggested our site to a foreigner and he says he can't get through to it, warn him that he and his family are living under the scrutiny of an authoritarian regime and are in immediate spiritual -- and possibly physical -- danger!

oh
my
god

[Knight Templar]

[Ace]

...That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

I hated Macs, now I all of the sudden have an urge to buy one. :devil:

[Knight Templar]

You gotta hand it to the fundies. They managed to link Macintosh to both Communism and Darwinism in the same paragraph. Something beyond my wildest dreams. The scary part is, I don't even know if it's an insult or not anymore.