[Beowulf]

Wow! The UN condeming Israel! Imagine that! What that US/ Israel hating pack of socialist rats? No!

[karajorma]

Originally posted by Corsair
Yes, now that I've defeated my enemy I would like to keep his cyanide.

More like now that I've defeated my enemy I'm going to let him keep his cyanide and force him to make tea for me every day.

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by Rictor
and for strict accuracy, I've always seen it reffered to as Philadelpi road, no "a". But Sandiwch probably know this better than me, seeing as how he's actually been there.

In Hebrew it's "Philadelphi", w/o the "a". I think I've seen it as both in English, probably people wanting to avoid a ton of "you've got a spelling mistake" emails.

[HotSnoJ]

Originally posted by Rictor
if
UN statement=condemnation
then
if
UN statement=UN resolution
then
IsraeliViolatedResolutions=IsraeliViolatedResolutions+1
else
else
IsraelActsWithImpunity=IsraelActsWithImpunity+1

edit: damn, for some reason its gets broken up, and it also wont ackowledge my spaces at the start of certain lines....

/me converts to PHP

Code: [Select]


<?php
define(CONDEMNATION, 'bad stuff');
define(RESOLUTION, 'spineless stuff');
switch($UN_Statement) {
case CONDEMNATION:
++$IsraeliViolatedResolutions; // ++$var; is faster then $var++;!!
break;
case RESOLUTION:
++$IsraelActsWithImpunity;
break;
}
?>

I think that catches what you're saying.

[an0n]

That's some pretty ****ed-up PHP.

It's needlessly complicated.........and poorly commented.

$diplomacy = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM juniordiplomat WHERE givea**** = 0");
$condemnation = "You guys suck";
$resolution = $diplomacy['israelresponse'];

while ( $gaza['israeltroops'] > 0 ) {
print $condemnation;
print $resolution;
}

if ( ( $diplomacy['israelvalue'] != 1 ) and ( $nation = "US" ) ) {
$israel['population'] = $israel['population'].$us['troops'];
}
?>

[Sandwich]