G.T.V.A. = Giant Trout, Very Annoying (or in NTF-speak: "Galactic Terran-Vasudan Abomination!")
C.O.L.O.S.S.U.S. = Completely Odd Layout Of Stressed Seams Under Shell.
Ok, ok - that was pretty dumb.
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
"Just becase you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
"To err is human; to really screw up you need a computer."
Creator of the Sandvich Bar
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