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Offline Tiara

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on: May 29, 2004, 06:22:30 am
http://www.trinidadexpress.com/index.pl/article?id=23624363

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The man who frequently roamed the streets of Claxton Bay walked into the station around 5 p.m. Saturday and threatened the officers on duty. He then jumped over the counter and started acting violently, police said.

The officers arrested the man and locked him in a cell. Moments later, police said, they heard him shouting that a snake was in his pants.

A woman officer, who went to check on him, found him bleeding from the groin area. When she investigated, she found that the man was holding his testicles in his hands.

He was taken to the San Fernando General Hospital in a police vehicle, where he underwent emergency surgery. -CK


:lol:
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Offline Hippo

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Reply #1 on: May 29, 2004, 06:54:47 am
owwwww... :wtf:
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Offline Ashrak

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Reply #2 on: May 29, 2004, 06:58:00 am
oh .... my ...... pants :)
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #3 on: May 29, 2004, 07:03:19 am
ARGH!
My community contributions - Get my campaigns from here.

I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #4 on: May 29, 2004, 07:43:25 am
:wtf: :eek2: :shaking:
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Offline vyper

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Reply #5 on: May 29, 2004, 07:59:32 am
:eek2:
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #6 on: May 29, 2004, 08:17:22 am
Yay Darwin
 

Offline Tiara

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Reply #7 on: May 29, 2004, 08:40:47 am
Poetic justice: http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/O/ea_2153ontario_.htm

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Klotz says it "must have been one hell of a pull.''

ROFL! :lol:

And;

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The 46-year-old Ontario man had his testicles torn off Monday morning, but he says he deserved it and still loves his wife.

Now THAT'S[/u][/b] unconditional love! :D

Just thought of a nice line;

"Will you marry him 'till you do his testicales apart?"

:D
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #8 on: May 29, 2004, 10:25:14 am
eep

excuse me whilst I wince......
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #9 on: May 29, 2004, 10:36:39 am
Yeah, I agree on the wincing and squirming part....

I mean, I knew the story of the guy, his wife, a pair of siccors and ugly consequences, but having your balls torn of by someones bare hands.....
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #10 on: May 29, 2004, 10:40:16 am
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Originally posted by kasperl
Yeah, I agree on the wincing and squirming part....

I mean, I knew the story of the guy, his wife, a pair of siccors and ugly consequences, but having your balls torn of by someones bare hands.....


...means meatballs are definately out for dinner, then.
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #11 on: May 29, 2004, 10:55:23 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky
:wtf: :eek2: :shaking:
-C
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #12 on: May 29, 2004, 11:51:49 am
:wtf:
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #13 on: May 29, 2004, 12:02:33 pm
wait, so he did it? but...why?

:wtf: :wtf:
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #14 on: May 29, 2004, 12:45:46 pm
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Originally posted by Rictor
wait, so he did it? but...why?

:wtf: :wtf:


Ach, well y'know..... just a quiet night, not much on the telly - so why not rip your own testicles out?  Bit of fun and all that.
 

Offline Stealth

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Reply #15 on: May 29, 2004, 12:50:32 pm
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I can seriously appreciate this


i find that weird, not the article.
 

Offline delta_7890

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Reply #16 on: May 29, 2004, 01:13:31 pm
...I think my balls just shrank...
~Delta
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #17 on: May 29, 2004, 02:08:15 pm
Ow. What kind of person does that to himself?
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Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline jdjtcagle

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Reply #18 on: May 29, 2004, 02:14:42 pm
:(
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #19 on: May 29, 2004, 02:26:01 pm
well he obviously wasn't right in the head
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