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Offline Bri_Dog

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Reply #40 on: July 06, 2004, 05:10:01 pm
I didn't know there was so many Lovecraft fans here
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Offline Star Dragon

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Reply #41 on: July 06, 2004, 06:05:50 pm
MY background story for the mod is RUINED!

  Too many people saying the name!!!

  Guess it's no surprise I had the third space aliens as MINOR servats of the Big C  (if you have followed my fanfic at Spacebattles.com you might have guessed it by now)...

  Wait till the Shivans meet the minions of Cuthulu! (Gee a Sathanas does a 180 and starts to rip into their own task force) OUCH! Telepathic manipulation sucks HUH?

WOW some B movie came on while I was writing this, the ship inthe 1 min opening sequence looks like something from I-WAR (round middle, pionted front, twin engines) nice...
Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection !

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Offline Rampage

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Reply #42 on: July 06, 2004, 06:23:31 pm
Wonder how it tastes?  Just ask Raa Tor (or another resident Vasudan).

Also, what is this stuff about Cthulu?  I know it's from a novel and Derelict used it for Shivan ships, but - - - [fill the void].

Oh yeah, plesiosaurs and man lived together - 4000 years ago!  [I'm a Bible freak BTW.]
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #43 on: July 06, 2004, 09:50:20 pm
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Oh yeah, plesiosaurs and man lived together - 4000 years ago!  I'm a Bible freak BTW

Right, now usually when I'm around Christians I try not to blaspheme, just out of politeness. And it's a real effort cos normally I just take the Lord's various names in vain pretty much every other sentance. Bearing this in mind, please know that I'm not saying this to offend you, and I do apologise for insulting your beliefes or what ever this constitutes, but as someone who has studied geology, planetery sicence and paleontolgy his whole life there is only one response to a statement like that:


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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #44 on: July 06, 2004, 09:54:00 pm
With the flag being orange and reading "Wide Load".
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #45 on: July 06, 2004, 10:01:08 pm
Or it'd have this picture on it (no offence Rampage)

 

Offline Black Wolf

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Reply #46 on: July 06, 2004, 10:05:49 pm
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Oh yeah, plesiosaurs and man lived together - 4000 years ago!  [I'm a Bible freak BTW.]


And now you see why I felt compelled to rant in that SG post. :rolleyes:
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Offline Ace

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Reply #47 on: July 06, 2004, 10:33:34 pm
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Originally posted by Rampage
Wonder how it tastes?  Just ask Raa Tor (or another resident Vasudan).

Also, what is this stuff about Cthulu?  I know it's from a novel and Derelict used it for Shivan ships, but - - - [fill the void].

Oh yeah, plesiosaurs and man lived together - 4000 years ago!  [I'm a Bible freak BTW.]


Fool! Cthulu shall consume you and your heathen new-age god.

He shall send forth his minions from beneath the waves and feast upon thy flesh. Mwuahahahahahahahaha! :drevil:
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #48 on: July 07, 2004, 06:53:25 am
If he was any kind of god, he wouldn't sneak around like that.  His minions would come for us in plain sight and there would be a reckoning like none before.  So, to me, he is nothing more that a great, ugly antique fish.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Reply #49 on: July 07, 2004, 06:56:41 am
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Originally posted by Liberator
If he was any kind of god, he wouldn't sneak around like that.  His minions would come for us in plain sight and there would be a reckoning like none before.  So, to me, he is nothing more that a great, ugly antique fish.


And that arguement can't be applied to your god too?
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #50 on: July 07, 2004, 07:35:23 am
No, you see God isn't a powerful organic being.  He is Omnipotent, Omnicient and Omnipresent.  Can you honestly say that Cthulu is any of these?
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #51 on: July 07, 2004, 07:48:22 am
<-early warning system->
Oi!

This thread is about comedy fishes, not religion!

<-/early warning system->
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #52 on: July 07, 2004, 08:56:17 am
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No, you see God isn't a powerful organic being.  He is Omnipotent, Omnicient and Omnipresent.  Can you honestly say that Cthulu is any of these?


yes: the writer ( Lovecraft ) makes him just like he wants him to be ( I guess that makes Lovecraft a god too :p ).

There's a book about god's ( your god ) physical death, I'm sure you'd love it :p
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Offline Col. Fishguts

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Reply #53 on: July 07, 2004, 09:04:01 am
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So, to me, he is nothing more that a great, ugly antique fish.


Blasphemy!!!

Cthulhu is not fish, he's more of a squid god. And he's one of the omnipotent, great elder ones.
And if you don't show proper respect for him, he will eat your purdy little head, or send his ol'buddy Hastur over to you.
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Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #54 on: July 07, 2004, 09:24:16 am
Carpe Diem Poste Crastinus

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Blind people with them..."

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Offline Genryu

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Reply #55 on: July 07, 2004, 11:50:34 am
As far as I can remember, isn't Chtulu all of this ?The squid part of him would be roughly equal to Jesus, a physical representation of him in our world :p
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Offline übermetroid

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Re: Who needs aliens?
Reply #56 on: July 07, 2004, 06:12:41 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14


It's a long-nosed Chimera, apparently (http://paranormal.about.com/library/bl_weird_creature.htm)

Wierd little bugger, innit?


This is that I think Vasudans could have come from....
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Offline Ace

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Reply #57 on: July 08, 2004, 03:33:33 am
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No, you see God isn't a powerful organic being.  He is Omnipotent, Omnicient and Omnipresent.  Can you honestly say that Cthulu is any of these?


Fool! Cthulu is merely sleeping! When he awakes you shall pay for your blasphemy pathetic mortal worshipper of the new age gods! :drevil:
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #58 on: July 08, 2004, 03:35:50 am
Big words for someone with such a small name. :p
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Offline Gloriano

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Reply #59 on: July 08, 2004, 03:49:48 am
Nice fish
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