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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #20 on: July 10, 2004, 12:15:36 am
Shamoe, mother****ers! Michael Jackass here. I'm doing time, shamoe, but it ain't so bad. I've got my good buddy Ronnay Barkay here with me! Ow! EEEE-HEEE!
 

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Reply #21 on: July 10, 2004, 08:13:11 am
DG, what in the WORLD are you ON?? :lol:
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Reply #22 on: July 10, 2004, 08:15:07 am
Is someone posting drunk? :D
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Reply #23 on: July 10, 2004, 08:20:36 am
 

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Reply #24 on: July 10, 2004, 08:25:07 am
:lol:


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Yep
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Reply #25 on: July 10, 2004, 11:21:00 am
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> 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

You can if the dog he's carrying is a rabid Rottweiler, and he's not worried.


OR an Irish wolfhound (if I recalled the english version of the breed name right)... a HUGE dog anyway.
Habeeb it...
 

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Reply #26 on: July 10, 2004, 01:36:18 pm
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5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator......and then turned it upside down!


Do kids still do that these days? Probably, entertained me for... atleast 5 years of primary school.


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7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.


Yip.  So does lighting an BBQ.

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Reply #27 on: July 10, 2004, 01:44:27 pm
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Do kids still do that these days? Probably, entertained me for... atleast 5 years of primary school.


Absobloodylutely :nod:
 

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Reply #28 on: July 10, 2004, 02:59:13 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Shamoe, mother****ers! Michael Jackass here. I'm doing time, shamoe, but it ain't so bad. I've got my good buddy Ronnay Barkay here with me! Ow! EEEE-HEEE!


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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #29 on: July 11, 2004, 11:42:47 am
Aldo, for posting that link MJ bestows upon yo' ass the title of baddest invincible mother****er that ever lived. Shamone! Heee!
  

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Reply #30 on: July 11, 2004, 11:53:08 am
I shall crucify myself here by saying I think Bo Selecta sucks boaby.

I shall also say Peter Kay is superior.
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Reply #31 on: July 11, 2004, 04:19:24 pm
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I shall crucify myself here by saying I think Bo Selecta sucks boaby.


I wasnt much of a bo selecta fan untill the third series, which coincides with the recent acquisition of a television and  a lot of free time.  Although its not top quality entertainment, it does explain lots of in-jokes - my flatmates spent most of fresher's week describing things as proper bo.  I feel sorry for the Canadian girl who tried to make sense of it.


Oh, and the bear and his 'tail' is suprisingly funny.

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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #32 on: July 11, 2004, 04:44:44 pm
The Bear is probly my least favourite character. MJ and Ronnay Barkay are clearly the best, shamone. The only pretender to their crown is Justin from the Darkness :D
 

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Reply #33 on: July 11, 2004, 05:43:18 pm
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I shall crucify myself here by saying I think Bo Selecta sucks boaby.

I shall also say Peter Kay is superior.


I'll join you on the cross, then.......
 

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Reply #34 on: July 11, 2004, 06:05:31 pm
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I'll join you on the cross, then.......


Add another to that cross.
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Offline vyper

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Reply #35 on: July 11, 2004, 06:31:00 pm
Ah, not only have I started a new religion today I've been cruicified and not alone. It's been a productive day.
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14
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