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Offline Thorn

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Shatner's I Am Canadian rant
He did this a few years back at Montreal's Just For Laughs festival.

http://frogstar.com/trek/William%20Shatner%20-%20I%20Am%20Canadian.mp3

For those too impatient to download it:

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"Hey, I'm not a Starfleet Commander or T.J. Hooker.

I don't live on Starship NCC dash 1701 or own a phaser.

I don't know anyone named Bones, Sulu or Spock.

And no, I've never had Green Alien Sex -- although I'm sure it would be quite an evening.

I speak English and French, not Klingon. I drink Labatt's, not Romulan Ale.

And when someone says to me, 'Live long and prosper,' I seriously mean it when I say 'Get a life!'

My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg.

And Tribbles were puppets! Not real animals!! Puppets!!!

And when I speak, I never, ever, talk / like / every / word / is / its / own / sentence!

I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal.

I believe in Priceline Dot Com, where you never have to pay full price for airline tickets, hotels and car rentals.

I have appeared on stage at Stratford, Carnegie Hall, Albert Hall and at the Monkland Theatre in NDG (Notre Dame de Grace).

And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before. But I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission.

My name is William Shatner and I AM CANADIAN."


If you've never seen the original I Am Canadian rant, go to http://www.bensimonbyrne.com

 [edit] This particular clip seems to be edited... I'll see if I can find the full one.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2004, 11:12:42 am by 322 »

 
Shatner's I Am Canadian rant
That's pretty damned funny.
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"And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before. But I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission"

lol
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Cool. Long live our lord and master, The Shat.

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Offline Knight Templar

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Shatner is Canadian? :nervous:
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apparently :p
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funny stuff.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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(In the style of le olde Batman commerical)

"I...AM...CANADIAN..."

Actually, I'm not.
-C

 

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I actually like Shatner :nervous:
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Shatner's I Am Canadian rant
Shatner does comedy pretty well.  This is meant to be funny on his part.
$quot;Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity.  And I'm not sure about the former.$quot;
 - Albert Einstein

$quot;It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.$quot;
- Gen. George Patton Jr.