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Offline Ashrak

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Seeing as VW is closeing down i started to remembre many other good FS sites dieing off .... so i decided to take a pledge .... to never ever let HLP be closed down ... this place isj ust so great it should be seen in a museum by our childrens childrens children :)
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Offline vyper

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2062:

Daddy, why did that man with a zero in his name call you a ****tard?
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline Ashrak

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Originally posted by vyper
2062:

Daddy, why did that man with a zero in his name call you a ****tard?



:lol: :lol: :yes:
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Offline Styxx

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(an old one, but I hope it's still a good one):


Excerpt from documentary aired at Interstellar Information Web, subsection of the Interstellar Wide Web, at January 7th, 2201:



Documentary starts, showing images of computers, people browsing the net, etc.

It was two hundred years ago, the day when mankind's evolution began. On january 7th, 2001, the first version of the Hard Light Productions website was brought online, a shy beginning for that which would become the greatest of all human societies. Since the very first days, enlightenment filled those web boards, a shining beacon of sanity and peace floating ominously above the sea of insanity and despair that was the world wide web. For the first months it strived, it grew, gaining members and knowledge, arts and science flourishing as the young community built strength. It's first anniversary was celebrated with much rejoicing, but even in their wildest dreams the creators and members of the Hard Light community could not have imagined what would become of it.

Five years passed, and the originally small band of players, artists and modders that created the site was still growing. Thousands of new members joined every month, and peace and prosperity still reigned. It was then that the revolution began. With a network of thousands, if not millions, of contacts all around the world, Hard Light Productions began it's march. Funded by several private companies and government agencies, among them Exys Connectivity and Opticnerve, HLP launched a massive campaign, reaching the farthest corners of the Earth, breaking cultural, historical and ethnic barriers, bringing not only modders and artists together - but bringing mankind together. It was seven years after that that the first physical Hard Light settlement was founded. Named "Arcadia", this settlement soon grew to envelop an area large enough to be considered a country, and soon enough it would be able to reclaim it's independence - on the first completely peaceful independence agreement in Earth's history, Arcadia was recognized as a sovereign nation, covering an area of over five million square kilometers in South America. It's first prime minister, Edward Woo, created and maintained peaceful and mutual beneficial relations with most nations of the world, and the community grew even more. But the march wasn't over yet.

Each day more and more people adhered to the Hard Light Productions phylosophy - that of peaceful cooperation, of benign competitiveness. Arcadia was no longer enough to hold all the newcomers, and soon other nations pledged their alliance and support, becoming not only protectorates, but integral parts of the ultimate dream. After a few decades it was the nation with largest surface area and population, at the same time being the single country with no poverty or illiteracy. A land of friendly and wise people it was, indeed. Extreme intustrial and scientific productivity boosted it's place among Earth's powers, and it became the first true superpower in history not reach such status without the use of force or military buildup. Democracy at it's best ensured great living conditions for those who worked, and a strong education system ensured that everyone knew their part to keep the society running.

The most notable fact of Hard Light Productions history, though, happened almost a century after it's original creation. In march 2098, the last of the world's nations, the United States of America, wilfully joined Arcadia, and Earth was finally united. The original humble objective of HLP's creators had grown into mankind's greatest achievment, as a world of hard-workers, scientists and artists could finally rejoice with peace and prosperity guaranteed. Arcadia strived ever since, reaching for the stars, the depths of the seas, and the most obscure reaches of the human min...


Voice fades out, the video now shows a sight from deep space, as a massive ship painted in blue passes by, surrounded by swarms of smaller vessels. On it's surface, a word can be clearly read, written in letters almost forty meters tall: Galatea
Probably away. Contact through email.

 

Offline an0n

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Quote
Originally posted by vyper
2062:

Daddy, why did that man with a zero in his name call you a ****tard?
:blah:
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline an0n

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And personally, I think HLP will go the way of SkyNet.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline Setekh

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*wipes a tear from the eye*

Yeah, we'll be around for a while. :)
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.

 

Offline an0n

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's there a HLP banner in the GS rotation yet?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline diamondgeezer

HLP = Internet

Ph34r it

 

Offline vyper

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Quote
Originally posted by an0n
:blah:


You know I love you really... ;7
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline Setekh

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Originally posted by an0n
's there a HLP banner in the GS rotation yet?


There's supposed to be. The GS fellows said they put it in for us. But you've never seen it, have you? Neither have we. :p
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.

 

Offline Zeronet

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I keep seeing ads for illegal drugs though :confused:
Got Ether?

 

Offline an0n

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Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
There's supposed to be. The GS fellows said they put it in for us. But you've never seen it, have you? Neither have we. :p
They probably got it hooked up so it doesn't show on the HLP rotation.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline Setekh

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We've covered that base, don't worry. We've tried it for hours on other sites, no luck. :no:
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.

 

Offline an0n

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Go harass GS then.

Make vague threats about Al Qaeda and tartar sauce. That'll show 'em who's boss.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline Bobboau

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Quote
Originally posted by Styxx
(an old one, but I hope it's still a good one):

Excerpt from documentary aired at Interstellar Information Web, subsection of the Interstellar Wide Web, at January 7th, 2201:

Documentary starts, showing images of computers, people browsing the net, etc.

It was two hundred years ago, ...[/i]


that's how we'll write it anyway. :D
thermonuclear conquest here we come!
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Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together

  

Offline Setekh

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Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Go harass GS then.


Has it dawned on you yet that we've done everything you've thought of already? :)
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.

 
*laughs at entire thread*

We're a peaceful, loving community?

Someone's been smoking the stuff those banner ads are selling, or they've managed to avoid reading political threads...
$quot;Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity.  And I'm not sure about the former.$quot;
 - Albert Einstein

$quot;It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.$quot;
- Gen. George Patton Jr.

 

Offline Gloriano

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Styxx: that was nice reading :yes:



Quote
Originally posted by Moonsword
*laughs at entire thread*

We're a peaceful, loving community?


Yes, I believe we are peaceful comminity mostly I gotta say some of those political threads are out of hands
but overall we are Peaceful comminity:)
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi

 

Offline Ghostavo

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So beautiful.... *cries*

*applies for HLP's office*
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...