........I may just kill them all.
Sure, the odd 'good girl' is fine, because dogs can understand praise and ****.
But it kinda grates against ya when you're trying to screw around on the internet and there's some old retard looming behind you having a conversation with a frickin dog, asking it **** like "Oooh, do you think we'll need an umbrella, Sox?" and wandering in and out and in and out every 30 goddamn seconds so you can't even close the goddamn door to keep the ****head dogs out of the room and screw around on the goddamn internet, in the dark, in PEACE!!!
*grumbles*