[an0n]

an0n: D'you think you could lay still for like 3 hours?
Tiara: **** it, no ****ing regrets
Tiara: I could...
an0n: C'z if you could, we could stage a suicide and charge people to watch
Tiara: but I won't
Tiara: waste of f*ckinf time
an0n: Well, think you could dance around naked then?
* an0n braces himself
Tiara: If you pay me a few thousand... maybe
* Tiara watches an0n make a 'Watch tiara naked-fund'
an0n: Y'know, if you became a cam-whore, you could make a ton of money
an0n: Hmmm
an0n: One second

[Tiara]

LOL!

*sees all the money from the 'save FS fund' being transferred to this fund*



it's not true though (Just to give the horny boys a reality check)

[an0n]

Pfff.

There's no way in hell, if I came to you with £10k and a copy of WebCam 1-2-3, you'd turn it down.

[Flipside]

[Thorn]

You know. I dont even know what she looks like. I'm not sure I'd want to anyway

[Tiara]

I could make enough money to save FS

...but, no.

[diamondgeezer]

I assume there'd be boobs involved in this venture...

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Any venture with boobs involved would get my support.

[diamondgeezer]

Indeed, I can say with all conviction that I would pay at least a dollar to see some boobs

[Rictor]

Hey guys, you're gonna be blown away when I tell you about this great new invention. Unlimited pron for like 15 bucks a month.

Its called the Interweb, and apparently Al Gore invented it one day when he has feeling particularly horny and his wife wasn't putting out.

[Flipside]

According to several popups I can get all the boobs I want for $9.99 a month

Errr... However according to Sharon, I can't....

[Thorn]

You're married. You get all the boobs you want for the one low payment of your soul and social life.

[Rictor]

Damn Jewish lobby, their influence reaches far indeed

edit: don't forget money, Thorn.

[an0n]

You're missing the point.

It's not just boobs, it's Tiara's boobs.

Pour example: Which boobs are better: Keira Knightley's or Natalie Portmans?

Answer: Natalie Portmans: Because you've never seen them.

[Rictor]

Not as such, no. But I've seen an almost perfect lookalike.
edit: and where the hell have you seen the former?

[karajorma]

Originally posted by Thorn
You're married. You get all the boobs you want for the one low payment of your soul and social life.

I'm sure that's correct apart from the all the boobs you want bit

[Flipside]

ROFL

That's so true

[diamondgeezer]

So, an0n, do you feel perhaps there should be some sort of rule requiring Tiara to, as the song goes, get her tits out for the lads?

[an0n]

Originally posted by Rictor
Not as such, no. But I've seen an almost perfect lookalike.
edit: and where the hell have you seen the former?

The Hole.

She flahes 'em one time and there's a whole scene with her just laying naked on the mortician's table.

And, happy day, she's been quoted as saying she'd happily get naked in a film, but her boyfriend wouldn't like it.

[diamondgeezer]

The Hole's on on Sunday