Well I finally obtained them yesterday, both the images, and the script.
You should really go kiss
Plasma for this (but somehow I don't think he'd let you).
Old skooler's know this, I guess half the fun will be lost to the peeps who weren't around VBB, and the devs way back when that was.
Anyway, let's get down to it.
Recently little Timmy DeTomea had the opportunity to go a field trip with the rest
of his first grade class. Due to traffic issues and distance, going to
the Sears Tower in Chicago was simply out of the question. Instead Mrs.
Achtung arranged to take the children to a certain software studio called
Volition. The following is a series of drawings little Timmy made describing
his field trip. He also provided some writing about the visit in which
I took the liberty to correct some spelling and grammar. And now, here's
Little Timmy....[/i]
Today we went on a field trip. We went to a computer place called Volition. I sat
next to Jimmy Morgan on the bus. Jimmy is really stupid, but there were
no other seats to sit in. Jimmy always talked about how his dad works with
computers and how he's so great. I guess his dad programs in something
called COLBALT - I don't know what that is, but my dad said
the day COLBALT programmers get paid as much as C++ programmers
will be the day hell freezes over. There were a lot of corn fields but
we got there okay. The building was brown and had a lot of windows. Jimmy
was talking about how his dad works in a better building, but Jimmy is
stupid so I pushed him into some bushes.[/i]
When we got inside we sat in the lobby for a few minutes and then the teacher led us to one
of the Volition people's offices. The guy there was named Dave and he was
a programmer. He was dressed like a pirate, too! There were a lot of pop
cans all over Dave's place. I like pop, and so does Dave, so I guess he's
pretty cool. He was showing us some of the games he helped make but that
dummy Jimmy kept inturrupting and saying his dad was better and how his
dad had a bigger office and how his dad knows some people at Microsoft.
Jimmy kept yelling like that then he took one of Pirate Dave's Pepsis.
Pirate Dave got upset and grabbed Jimmy and yelled, "To Pepsi Prison with
you, scurvy sea urchin!". Jimmy is stupid.
Jimmy went into Pepsi Prison which was this fort thing made out of pop cans. It was
really cool. Me and my friend Jacob always tried to make forts but they
were never very good. Pirate Dave showed me how to build a fort out of
pop cans like Pepsi Prison. There was a guy named Matt there, too. He laughed
at Jimmy like the rest of us did. He said Pepsi Prison was mostly used
to hold employees who act bad. He said he was in Pepsi Prison last week
for fighting with another employee named Frank over a toy firetruck. Matt
asked the class if they wanted to play with Legos.
Legos are cool so a lot of us said 'Yes'. We all made spaceships and played with them; but
Matt cheated and used all the good
Lego pieces so he won. But then
Frank came and said he wanted the Legos because they were his.[/i]
After Matt and Frank got locked away in Pepsi Prison we went to another office. Nate
was in the office and he liked Pokemon. He even said that his name was
Nathanachu because some dummy procrastinator on the internet made up that
name for him. We argued over which Pokemon was the best. Nate said Psyduck
was the best, but we all know that Jigglypuff is the best Pokemon around!
We traded Pokemon cards for a while. Nate said he really wanted to see
the new Pokemon movie. I don't know where Jimmy went.[/i]
Then we went to Mike Kulas' office. He talked in weird phrases and had a box in
his hand that he wouldn't let go of. The box said "Excel" on it. When I
asked Mike what the box was for he said, "What box? That's my hand. We
must create a new initiative to shift our technology paradigm to be more
conclusively interactive!". Jimmy was in his office, too. I don't know
how he got out of Pepsi Prison, but he started saying that his dad had
a better office and had a better box in his hand. Jimmy wouldn't shut up
about it until Mike called in John Slagel (Mike called him Pig Farmer for
some reason) and told him to take Jimmy to the "Time Out" box. John took
Jimmy and threw him into the dumpster outside. Ha ha! Jimmy is stupid!
Mike Kulas kept talking but then we got distracted by Jimmy screaming about
the rats eating him. Jimmy is stupid.
Then our class went around and talked to some artists (Except Jimmy. He's stupid.).
Adam Pletcher kept talking in weird terms like Mike Kulas did. He talked
to us on how easy he thought we'd be to "polymodel". He wouldn't
talk to me because I'd require too many "alpha filters". Tim Borrelli
said he'd give a quarter to whoever would go mow his lawn so he wouldn't
have to. When we all said "No" he told us to go away.
Then it was 1:00 and the teacher said we had to go. So we said goodbye to all
the Volition people. We even went to the Pepsi Prison to say goodbye to
Matt Kresge and Frank (They were fighting over which transformer is better).
On the bus I had to sit next to Jimmy again, but this time he was quiet.
Maybe the rats made it so he couldn't talk. Ha ha! Jimmy is stupid! I learned
that being a software maker can be fun. Maybe someday I can go to work
at Volition and prove to Nathan that Psyduck isn't good.[/i]
The End
Now I'm going to want all of you to save both the script and the images, just in case I lose them, or something.
