[attenborough] And here we have the: Geekus Non-Copulous. This fascinating creature is unlike any other, in that where most males would perform mating ritual, dance or song....on sighting a female the Geekus Non-Copulous loses all motor function and turns into a blithering idiot. He we can see a flock of the Geekus prancing around a prospective mate. Watch as the individual specimen try to distance themself from the pack by displaying ever-increasing levels of boobery and non-chalant behaviour. It really is a rare treat to see such a large gathering of the Geekus in the presence of a female, as they are generally repelled from the males by both sight and sound.
Wait, what's this? My God, this is a real treat. There, amidst the undergrowth, is the rarest of the rare: Anonus *****slapus. This amazing creature stalks the Geekus with its keen eye and razor-sharp wit, preying on the weak and powerless, looking to use their shattered carcus to move amongst the other Geekus before making daring attacks against the flock and securing sustainence enough for many months, in a single strike.[/attenborough]
