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Offline Rictor

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on: July 22, 2004, 06:25:09 am
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #1 on: July 22, 2004, 06:33:40 am
y'see, this is part of their new weapon in the war against terror, they get the women to flash infront of their attackers.. :p
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Offline redmenace

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Reply #2 on: July 22, 2004, 06:39:46 am
I am, for the first time, ashamed to be an american
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Offline Ashrak

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Reply #3 on: July 22, 2004, 06:43:00 am
lmao
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Reply #4 on: July 22, 2004, 06:48:14 am
Giant novelty breasts can't be that practicle on the battlefield....

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Offline vyper

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Reply #5 on: July 22, 2004, 06:53:53 am
[q]Giant novelty breasts can't be that practicle on the battlefield....[/q]

Somebody could lose an eye...
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Offline Falcon

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Reply #6 on: July 22, 2004, 08:18:16 am
All I can say is :wtf:
 

Offline MatthewPapa

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Reply #7 on: July 22, 2004, 08:21:54 am
I did not realize that they were actively recruiting women like that. Im speechless...
 

Offline delta_7890

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Reply #8 on: July 22, 2004, 08:33:39 am
I really don't see what the big deal is.  It gives the surgeons the practice they'll need, and it's obviously a benefit to those who want these kinds of surgeries.  Breast implants aren't the *only* thing they've offered (though I'm sure it's the most popular).
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Offline an0n

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Reply #9 on: July 22, 2004, 08:51:14 am
Remind me again why the Muslim fanatics are attacking?
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Offline MatthewPapa

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Reply #10 on: July 22, 2004, 09:00:04 am
Those radical bastards think we are some kind of ruthless kings that want to kill all the men and rape all the women. That about sums it up. Its not all muslims though.
 

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Reply #11 on: July 22, 2004, 09:06:08 am
No, I meant why they were attacking America, not me specifically.
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Offline Sigma957

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Reply #12 on: July 22, 2004, 09:10:43 am
I for one would certainly lay down my arms ;7 :lol:
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Offline vyper

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Reply #13 on: July 22, 2004, 09:14:03 am
[q]No, I meant why they were attacking America, not me specifically.[/q]
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #14 on: July 22, 2004, 09:22:37 am
I guess this only goes to show what kind of people sign up for the Army.
 

Offline MatthewPapa

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Reply #15 on: July 22, 2004, 09:23:12 am
In my opinion, I think the real reason is they are just jealous about how "pampered" and "oversexed" we are over here.... If I were a muslim man I would be so mad that women couldnt wear short shorts...
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #16 on: July 22, 2004, 09:30:04 am
Please tell me you realize that not all Muslim countries are ultra-fundamentalist. Though there are long-standing tradtions that govern social behaviour, its not all like Saudi Arabia, in that there are no governmental laws in place.

Also, its not "the Muslims" who hate America, its "the oppressed". Its just so happens that those two groups overlap quite a bit.
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #17 on: July 22, 2004, 10:22:00 am
They said it was to allow the surgeons cutting practice. I see a reason here, since the army must be running out of corpses to cut in, they do it with their own soldiers.
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Reply #18 on: July 22, 2004, 10:28:29 am
Sorry, that's just too messed up!

How about Kevlar implants? ;)
 

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Reply #19 on: July 22, 2004, 10:30:22 am
Made of Kevlar, then they might be practical.  :P
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