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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
I'd like to see Kevlar implants made of anything else...

 
US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
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Originally posted by Rictor
Please tell me you realize that not all Muslim countries are ultra-fundamentalist. Though there are long-standing tradtions that govern social behaviour, its not all like Saudi Arabia, in that there are no governmental laws in place.

Also, its not "the Muslims" who hate America, its "the oppressed". Its just so happens that those two groups overlap quite a bit.


Dont worry, I realize :)

BTW, kevlar would be better for implants because its bulletproof.

 
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Offline Gortef

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
That's just plain hilarious :lol:
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Ghostavo

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
Now THAT is a distraction strategy :lol:
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

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Offline diamondgeezer

US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
Big boobies are good

 

Offline Martinus

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
[color=66ff00]I like the smaller ones, about hand sized is good.

Anyhow, it's a great way for the army to keep abreast of potential conflict.
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Offline Carl

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
this news would be surprising if it weren't months old.
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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
...are we really THAT desperate for new recruits...? :wtf:
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Offline Gloriano

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
That gotta be most idiotic thing I heard from US military:blah:

but gotta admit I laughed:)
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Offline Darkage

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
:lol: this is just stupid.



Although i wouldn't mind testing the breast implants.
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Offline vyper

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
If it's more than a lump, it's good for a hump...
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Offline Rictor

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That gotta be most idiotic thing I heard from US military:blah:

but gotta admit I laughed:)


Of all the resources essential to war, people is the only one that you can't buy directly on the market. Thats why they have to come up with **** like this, its the equivalent of paying a certain price per fresh soldier.

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
You mean C&C has been lying to me all these years?

 

Offline Knight Templar

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
Goddamn.... I love being American.
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Offline Stryke 9

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US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
Yeah, and you will continue to do so until you see the male recruits who got implants.