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Offline diamondgeezer

Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
on: July 22, 2004, 03:43:39 pm
In the spirit of people posting about how much their lives suck, only inverted, I've decided to take stock of life and let you all gaze in awe:


Employer - Ferrari-Maserati Maranello

Wallet - Fat with cash

Girlfriend - 36F boobs

Entertainment - Tickets booked to see Mr Scruff in August and WWE RAW in October


Me > You :ha:
 

Offline jdjtcagle

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Reply #1 on: July 22, 2004, 03:45:37 pm
your dreams are no match for my reality :p j/k pretty impressive ;)
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Re: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Reply #2 on: July 22, 2004, 03:47:42 pm
Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer

Girlfriend - 36F boobs

Can we trade girlfriends?
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #3 on: July 22, 2004, 03:48:30 pm
[q]Girlfriend - 36F boobs[/q]

Phear the titties.

[q]Wallet - Fat with cash[/q]

When combined with the above quote I'd expect it to be fat with condoms.
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Offline jdjtcagle

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Reply #4 on: July 22, 2004, 03:49:55 pm
or are you wanting Diamondtots? :p
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #5 on: July 22, 2004, 04:01:24 pm
WWE? I didn't know they had rednecks in Limey.

other than that, I envy you. BTW, what do you do at Ferrari?
 

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Reply #6 on: July 22, 2004, 04:09:38 pm
He's the wind tunnel equipment... he farts for them... :p
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #7 on: July 22, 2004, 07:23:46 pm
I guess you can't complain with a girl who has melons the size of your head.
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Offline Falcon

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Reply #8 on: July 22, 2004, 07:33:14 pm
*steals DG's wallet*
*runs*
 

Offline Darkage

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Reply #9 on: July 23, 2004, 12:47:24 am
;7
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Offline Cabbie

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Reply #10 on: July 23, 2004, 01:05:52 am
...but are you a pop star?
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #11 on: July 23, 2004, 02:01:58 am
:lol:

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Offline Liberator

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Re: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Reply #12 on: July 23, 2004, 02:16:28 am
Well, here goes my much vaunted, but actually very lousy rep.

Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Girlfriend - 36F boobs


Piccies please!:lol:
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Reply #13 on: July 23, 2004, 06:02:23 am
......Unfortunately her measurements are 36F-56-36.
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Offline vyper

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Reply #14 on: July 23, 2004, 06:56:19 am
*shudders*
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Reply #15 on: July 23, 2004, 07:03:34 am
Ugh. Do NOT go there!
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #16 on: July 23, 2004, 02:07:27 pm
Luckily, an0n is wrong
 

Offline Janos

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Reply #17 on: July 24, 2004, 06:44:02 am
- Hangover
- getting fat due to large amounts of beer
- no decent haircut
- no job, no education
- no working computer
- addicted to Civilization III
- addicted to tobacco
- partying too much
- no money
- Apparently llama has shat on my mouth, because it tastes so horrible
- I watch birds.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2004, 08:52:05 am by 1621 »
lol wtf
 

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Reply #18 on: July 24, 2004, 07:21:38 am
- No ****ing sleep.
- No ****ing sleep.
- No ****ing sleep.
- Stupid family who leave the ****ing dog barking for 20 minutes rather than just opening the GODDDAMN DOOR!
- Piece of **** bedroom door that bangs when there's the slightest ****ing breeze.
- Niece who screams.
- Family who are retards and think the best way to stop her is to let her do it for a ****ing hour while I'm trying to ****ing sleep.
- No ****ing sleep.
- No goddamn, mother-****ing sleep.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #19 on: July 24, 2004, 07:57:48 am
And no roasties.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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