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Offline Tiara

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
This and  This  so cracked me up :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I knew that the Holocaust did not happen because... Jews don't exist! :D
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline karajorma

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
I think it's been posted before but yeah. It's pretty good :D
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Offline Gloriano

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
:lol:
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Offline Setekh

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
:lol: Hey, Sandwich! I didn't know you were non-existent! That's a neat trick. :D [jk]
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Offline TopAce

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
It's impossible! All I can say is LOL. so: :lol:!
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I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.

 

Offline vyper

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
[q]That's a neat trick.[/q]
Seriously?!

Alright... where do these things come from?!
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Offline Rictor

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
If Jews don't exist, who keeps buying up all the Matzah at the store? I'm not completely convinced, but the guy makes a good case.

 

Offline jdjtcagle

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
Are they serious!? :lol:
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Offline jdjtcagle

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
:lol: What a dumbass, everything on there is sooooo idiotic and ignorant, it's not even funny:

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To the left is another alleged photograph of the moon, this one taken directly from the website of NASA. Note the distinct similarities between this photo and the admittedly computer generated image below.  



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Offline Rictor

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
jdjtcagle, I don't think he's being entirely serious, though its not wise to listen to non-existant people, so I may be wrong.

 

Offline jdjtcagle

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
Well it's still funny :lol:
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Offline Dark_4ce

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
huh...  Seems odd to  not exist. But, that would mean... I AM OMNIPOTENT! :D
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Offline Tiara

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
People who think he's serious need to get a lobotomy :D

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:lol:
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Fear

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
i dont exsit **** it!

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
Quote
Originally posted by Tiara
People who think he's serious need to get a lobotomy :D



:lol:


Does this mean I'm not omnipotent?:nervous:

;)
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Offline WMCoolmon

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
What!?

Don't tell my accountant. He might dissappear! ;)
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Offline Ace

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
Folks, Dark_4ce, Sandwich, and the accountant won't disappear because they are all part of: TEH CONSPIRACY!!!11111 ;)
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Offline Rictor

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
The accountant won't disappear because there's money to be made, and he's damn well not going to let a little thing like his non-existance stand in the way.

;) ;)

...as for Sandwich, well, has anyone seen him around lately? Didn't think so.

 

Offline Cabbie

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
This is actually more scary then amusing.

 

Offline Knight Templar

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NEWS FLASH: Jews don't exist! The moon doesn't exist!
So, uh... who killed Jesus then?
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