totaly random **** religion
In the beginning God created the An0n and the Drew. The Drew was without freedom fighters and hairy. Then God said let there be fusion and there was fusion. And God saw the fusion, that it was firey red hot. On the 6th day God created the first man, Eric Clapton. And God saw Eric Clapton, that he was damned-****ing. God then took one of Eric Clapton's Thumbs and made the first woman, TeeRexasaurus. And God said you shall not eat of the Rock of keyboard for if you do you shall surely rape. But unfortunately a wily Kazans pet fishie tricked TeeRexasaurus into eating of the Rock of keyboard while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. Eric Clapton and TeeRexasaurus then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a castrateer of NAKED WOMEN, while Able was a herder of plants. Cane then gave God an offering of brazen ants and Able gave Him an offering of rockets. But God really preferred the rockets so Cane verily beated to hell Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to castrate NAKED WOMEN forever.