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I got a Stupid Question, Who's Derek Smart?(sp)
Newbie? Where?

*gets out his Plasma Cannon*

*aims*

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*lowers gun*

Welcome to HLP!

*Pulls trigger and out pops a little flag with "BZZZT" written on it*

...ah crap...Who's messin' with my guns again...

*leaves thread*

 
I got a Stupid Question, Who's Derek Smart?(sp)
"Sorry, Corhellion, but I took some parts from the plasma cannon to fix my Herc II.  Will return them soon."

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Offline Drew

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I got a Stupid Question, Who's Derek Smart?(sp)
its kinda kewl that we really dont need to pimp the HLP that much any more, cuz everyone already knows about us....
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Offline kode

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I got a Stupid Question, Who's Derek Smart?(sp)
well, we do get slashdotted all the time, so...

plus, I pimp it everytime someone asks about the freespace series on other forums.
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Offline Taristin

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I got a Stupid Question, Who's Derek Smart?(sp)
...My what an eloquent speaker!
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Offline Eishtmo

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I got a Stupid Question, Who's Derek Smart?(sp)
To sum up:

Derek Smart makes video games.  He thinks he's a genius, a few people (frothing at the mouth uberfans) think so too.  Most of the rest of the world, not so much.  Many of them, not at all.

That's not his real claim to fame however.  His real claim is his unerring ability to know whenever someone, anyone makes any comment about him anywhere on the internet.  No one knows how he does it, and most don't really want to know.  Because he knows everything everyone ever says about him, he suffers from a sever case of overreacting to, well, everything.  Call him a genius and he'll come in, screaming about what a genius he is.  Call him and asshole, and he'll threaten (though not follow through) to sue you.

In other words, without even counting his threats to this community, he's the world's loudest internet jerk (won't say biggest, because there's got to be someone bigger, we just hear about this guy more).  Either you love him, hate him, or don't know he exists.  Those in the third catagory are reguarded as lucky by the second.
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Offline Bobboau

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I got a Stupid Question, Who's Derek Smart?(sp)
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Offline Setekh

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I got a Stupid Question, Who's Derek Smart?(sp)
Quote
Originally posted by Corhellion


*Pulls trigger and out pops a little flag with "BZZZT" written on it*

...ah crap...Who's messin' with my guns again...


Heh heh. :D

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