[TopAce]

One day, Bin Laden calls Bush:
'Mr. President, I have got a good news and a bad news. Good news is that I surrender. Bad news is that I am coming by aeroplane.'

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Boyfriend asks her girlfriend:
Do you have a new neighbour?
For half a year now, haven't you noticed her yet?
I have, I only thought she was the scarecrow.

[tEAbAG]

A question for the ages:

   If a tree falls in the woods,
   And hits a mime,
   Does anyone care?

[Rictor]

*silent clap*

[LOKO]

a man wanting to buy a barbie doll for his daughter went to sales man and asked about the prices for the barbie doll's, the sales man answered the beach barbie cost $20, princess barbie cost $30, wedding barbie cost $30, sport barbie cost $20 and divorce barbie cost $400.

the man asked to the sales man why does the divorce barbie cost so much?

and the sales man answered because the divorce barbie comes with Kent's house, Kent's car, Kent's boat, kent's dog....

[aldo_14]

A duck goes into a bar and askes the bartender, "You got any fish?" The bartender replies, "No, this is a bar and we don't sell fish," so the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "You got any fish?" The bartender says, "I told you yesterday, this is a bar and we don't sell fish!"

The following day the duck returns and says, "You got any fish?" The bartender loses it, grabs the duck by the neck and screams, "I TOLD YOU TWICE, THIS IS A BAR. WE DON'T SELL FISH. IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"

The next day, the duck goes into the bar and asks, "Got any nails?" The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don't have any nails." The duck says, "Good. Got any fish?"

[karajorma]

A big department store hires a new assistant. The boss leaves him alone and returns to him at the end of the day and asks him how many customers he served. The new assistant says that he served one man. The boss is rather shocked by this and asks him what he bought. The guy replies.

"Well first I sold him a bag of fishing hooks. Then I said that he might need a new fishing rod so I took him over and helped him pick one out. Then I asked him what his fishing gear was like. When he said that it was quite old I took him over to our sports department and I helped him pick out a whole new set of clothes to go fishing in. Then I asked him whether he prefered to fish on the bank or from a boat. He said he prefered to do it from a boat but he didn't have one at the moment so I took him over to the boats department and helped him pick out a boat and trailer. Then I asked him if his car had a tow bar to pull the new trailer. He said his car was quite old and didn't have one. So I took him to the car department and sold him a new SUV."

The boss looks shocked and says "You mean he came in for a bag of hooks and you sold him all that stuff?"

The assistant replies "Actually he came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said Tampons? Well your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing!"

[Ford Prefect]

A baby seal walks into a club....

[TopAce]

Aggressive bunny stumbles into a surgery:
Doctor, I was shot by a camelot.
Where?
In the desert!!!!

[01010]

Originally posted by TopAce
Aggressive bunny stumbles into a surgery:
Doctor, I was shot by a camelot.
Where?
In the desert!!!!

You sir, are quite possibly the worst joke merchant I have ever seen.

[TopAce]

Why so hostile?

[karajorma]

Nothing hostile about it. That Camelot Joke was one of the worst I ever heard. There is just so much wrong with it.

1. Why a bunny?
2. Why is the bunny agressive?
3. Why is a bunny going to a surgery instead of a vets?
4. What the hell is a camelot meant to be in the first place?
5. Why would it be shooting rabbits?
6. Most importantly of all why did you think the fact that camelot and camel are similar words was at all funny?

[01010]

Originally posted by TopAce
Why so hostile?

No hard feelings eh? I understand English isn't your primary language and I guess something got lost in translation.

[karajorma]

I don't think it's the translation so much as the Hungarian (Or TopAce's) sense of humour being very, very weird.

No offence meant TopAce. After all I'm a fan of Monty Python but my gf (who's Malaysian) looks at it and can't see any humour in it (Even stuff like Life of Brian which is far more mainstream than the series).

Differnent nationalites and people just have completely different sense of humour.

[TopAce]

Originally posted by karajorma
Nothing hostile about it. That Camelot Joke was one of the worst I ever heard. There is just so much wrong with it.

...
2. Why is the bunny agressive?
...

Ah, here is the problem: You don't know any agressive bunny jokes.

Originally posted by 01010

No hard feelings eh? I understand English isn't your primary language and I guess something got lost in translation.

The translation is just right.

Originally posted by karajorma
I don't think it's the translation so much as the Hungarian (Or TopAce's) sense of humour being very, very weird.
...

This is not my own joke, I read it on a Hungarian joke site.

Originally posted by karajorma
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No offence meant TopAce....

None taken from you.

[karajorma]

Originally posted by TopAce
Ah, here is the problem: You don't know any agressive bunny jokes.

If they're like the last one please spare me

[TopAce]

Foreigners(from my point of view, so non-Hungarians) do not seem to understand it. I didn't know it.

[karajorma]

As I thought it's a culture specific thing rather than just you being weird

[TopAce]

I think the problem with that joke is the 'where?'
That 'Where' should have been in the 'at which of your part of body' meaning, but the bunny answered where the accident actually happened.
The camel is needed to make the 'In the desert' the answer.

[TopAce]

Hope you will like this:
Time was working for us, but now, it is unemployed.

[aldo_14]

I think something is definately being lost in translation..........