[Janos]

HLP is a pretty nice community. A bit slow-paced and maybe not the biggest, but overall I quite like it.

There's quite a few guys who frequent HLP, but there aren't very many dudes who post a lot, a couple dozen. But who are those mysterious men of steel and lard who use the nicknames as their way to power? Who is this Rictor guy? What has .:Tin Can:. to do with anything?
Do the other guys in the Inferno board hate you, don't they understand you pain?
Everything's possible! Share your disgusting profile with us and see those who respected and loved you to turn away! This is much too good chance to miss!

Now, we have the Tiara's photo thingy, everyone can see how ugly we are. But that's about it. I have pretty much ~0% idea who the guys I troll really are, so I figured out it would be nice to know a bit more info about you.



So, I copied a theme from one SA thread and tried to convert it into use with HLP.

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Age: Duh

Sex: are there any other chicks than Tiara? Who will be the next victim of our perverted daydreams? Find out NOW, for free!

Location: City, State/Country, other info if you want to.

Education:Well, do you attend to school and if so, pray, tell us more.

Occupation:Pretty self-explanatory.

Marital status: married, engaged, dating a buttertroll, SO LONELY, whatever.

Politics:: Are you a Liberal, republicrat, lolbertarian, hippy green, communist, nazi, do you just love Kim Jong-Il - we need to know!

Other stuff: Include other stuff here, not too long please.

Hobbies: Reveal your horrible satanic rituals.

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There we go. Play.

edit: lol spam

[aldo_14]

How long d'you think it'll take someone to reply with

Sex:Yes please!!!1111oneoneone

?

[Janos]

I'll start. Guess I'll be the first target as well. Buh, nevermind.

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Age: 20, soon 21

Sex: Propably male. At least I have a willie.

Location: Helsinki, Finland. Go figure.

Education: Secondary school, or whatever it is called. The thing after basic school.

Occupation: None, since today 16.00 o'clock. ****e.

Marital status: so lonely

Politics:: Socialdemocrat greenie, with some weird libertarian tendencies.

Hobbies: Birds. I watch birds, all the time. I also enjoy reading, especially history, and playing keyboard/piano.

Other stuff: I smoke and drink too much, but I'm not a fattie. Yay.



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[Janos]

Originally posted by aldo_14
How long d'you think it'll take someone to reply with

Sex:Yes please!!!1111oneoneone

?

not very long but it's ok we're all dumb here

[vyper]

You people are too trusting.

[Lightspeed]

Boring. Lets start a "I wub you" thread

[Janos]

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Boring. Lets start a "I wub you" thread

no

[Rictor]

I'm a 19 year old girl, blonde, open to new ideas and my parents are out of town this weekend. My hobbies are playing computer games and having slumber parties with my girlfriends, but if any of you want to come by, you're more than welcome.

I'm also independently wealthy, but because I know some of you won't believe me, my Visa number is 33825941, so you can check.

like, omigod, later!

[vyper]

And then thou wast Knobbed.

[Hippo]

Ok, I'll bite...

Age: 17

Sex: Male (Yes please!)

Location: Masachusettes USA

Education:11th grade

Occupation: Student, Fire Department

Marital status: Have a girlfriend

Politics:: Well, I'm democratic if it comes town to dem/rep, but I strongly suport marxism, and all my friends call me a commie.

Other stuff: [Half goth, half commie, known for walking around school dressed in all camo fatuiges...

Hobbies: HALO...

[Lt.Cannonfodder]

Bah, I'll do this properly

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Age: 18. And I've just got my driving license

Sex: Male. What did you think?

Location: Helsinki, Finland

Education: Still in school

Occupation: Student. It sucks, really

Marital status: Even more lonely than Janos

Politics: Don't really know. Still building my political identity

Other stuff: The typical nerd. Ask kara, he can confirm

Hobbies: Computer. Books. Gym.

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[Rictor]

Originally posted by Hippo
Sex: Male (Yes please!)
 

You just set yourself up for that one, I had nothing to do with it.

[Hippo]

[vyper]

[q]Student. It sucks, really[/q]

You're a strange fish lad.

[Rampage]

Age: 18

Sex: M

Location: Baltimore, MD, USA

Education: Undergraduate at Johns Hopkins

Occupation: Student

Marital status: Single

Politics: Neo-Conservative

Other stuff: Sneaking around the dorm, pretending to be Garrett.

Hobbies: Studying - the only sane thing to do at JHU anyway.

[Thorn]

Ah, what the hell...

Age: 20...ish

Sex: Male

Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

Education: Graduated high school, start a "Information Systems Specialis + Cisco" course on Monday.

Occupation: Unemplyed, looking for just about anything that pays...

Marital status: Happily single.

Politics:: I'm a "Whatever I feel like at the time" You'd have a hard time classifying me as one party or the other. I voided my ballot in the federal election because I thought they were all a bunch of useless cocks.

Other stuff: Average Canadian. Drink beer, play hockey, watch hockey, talk about hockey, make fun of Americans.

Hobbies: Aside from the obvious gaming/computers:
Modeling/Rendering, reading, painting models (just about anything, scifi, ground vehicles, aircraft, Warhammer 40k models, though I dont play it), Hockey.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Age: 17

Sex: The general opinion is that I'm male.

Location: In a crater near Halifax, West Yorkshire, England

Education: Starting 2nd year of college next month.

Occupation: Part-time pisshead and cleaner

Marital status: Singule

Politics:Lefty-libertarian

Other stuff: Bleh.

Hobbies: Gaming, playing the Uke and Guitar.

[Night Hammer]

Age: 18

Sex: male

Location: San Angelo, TX

Education: Freshman in college

Occupation: Student/ Foot Locker

Marital status: Single(long-term girl friend though)

Politics: pretty conservative

Other stuff: Ill be playing college basketball on a fullride scholarship and i hate practice

Hobbies: Gaming, basketball

[Genryu]

My turn....
Age : 22.
Location : France, last known location : Lyon ( I move often ).
Education : IIRC, I have a diploma equivalent to an undergraduate degree.
Occupation : I'm beggining tech support 1rst September .
Marital Status : Oh soooooo lonely .
Politics : Apolitical, but tends to lean to the right.
Other stuff : Geek and Otaku (and I wonder why I'm still celibate... )
Hobbies : Lan Gaming, Fanfiction, Anime, Archery, Kayak.

[aldo_14]

Ah, fcuk it

Age : 21
Location : Glasgow, Scotland
Education : 1st class honours in Computer Science
Occupation : Consultant
Marital Status : Single (sniff)
Politics : Sort of semi-socialist capitalist libertarian conservative democratic dictator.  Or something
Other stuff :  Me knees ****ed in from too many years slide tackling on astroturf.  I dunno... what did you expect from 'other stuff'?  Rhyming couplets?  
Hobbies :  Football, listening to music