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Offline Tiara

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Another caption thread :-
Reply #20 on: August 31, 2004, 03:47:54 pm
"One guy says his dick is 70 cm long and a bear stole his bike. What do you have to say about this, Mr Achmed Bouzahli?"
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Singh

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Another caption thread :-
Reply #21 on: August 31, 2004, 04:33:51 pm
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Originally posted by Flipside
ROFL!

Ok, todays picture :-



I did it mmmyyyyyyy waaaaaayy!! :D


Captain, the package has been delivered.
"Blessed be the FREDder that knows his sexps."
"Cursed be the FREDder that trusts FRED2_Open."
Dreamed of much, accomplished little. :(
 

Offline aldo_14

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Another caption thread :-
Reply #22 on: August 31, 2004, 04:53:31 pm


"Welcome to the Jerry Al-Springer show.  And here's Mr Hussein, who says he's secretly in love with Mr Bush...."
 

Offline Flipside

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Reply #23 on: August 31, 2004, 04:55:40 pm
:lol:

So, for really white robes, I recommend Daz.
 

Offline Corsair

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Another caption thread :-
Reply #24 on: August 31, 2004, 05:36:51 pm

I swear, if one more reporter asks me a stupid question I'm just gonna strangle him!


USSR sets up new security procedures in Berlin.


Toga party! Who's with me?!
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Falcon

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Reply #25 on: August 31, 2004, 06:28:06 pm
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Originally posted by Flipside






Welcome to the price is right where all terrorists are winners!
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #26 on: August 31, 2004, 06:36:52 pm

"And on my left, we have Ahmed.  We covered one half of Ahmeds hair with Just For Men, and one half with regular shampoo - can you tell the difference?"
 

Offline Tiara

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Reply #27 on: August 31, 2004, 08:05:43 pm
Caption this one:



"YOU TOLD AHMED ABOUT MY SPECIAL SHAMPOO!? DIE!"
« Last Edit: August 31, 2004, 08:07:59 pm by 847 »
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Flipside

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Reply #28 on: August 31, 2004, 08:19:58 pm
'Those are American contact lenses! I'll have them back thank you!'
 

Offline phreak

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Reply #29 on: August 31, 2004, 08:21:21 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara
Caption this one:



 


I BROKE MY F#$%ING HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU BROKE MY F&*(ING NOSE!!!!!!!!
Offically approved by Ebola Virus Man :wtf:
phreakscp - gtalk
phreak317#7583 - discord
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #30 on: August 31, 2004, 08:27:37 pm
"Oh... you're not Colin Powell...  Sorry."
Freelance Modeler | Amateur Artist
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #31 on: August 31, 2004, 08:31:38 pm
"Look, I'm terribly sorry, but George Bush said he's a drunken wife-beater and I can't let that stand unchalleneged. Thats exactly the sort of issue that could make me look weak of defence. Hey, hey, c'mere! Stop crying, its for the good of the nation!"
  

Offline Falcon

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Reply #32 on: August 31, 2004, 08:34:23 pm


Another one of Kerrys "buddies"? The world may never know.
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #33 on: August 31, 2004, 09:12:38 pm


"Trying to combat Bush's special nicknames, John Kerry has now resorted personalized dutch rubs"
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #34 on: September 01, 2004, 03:58:54 am

"Damn you VC...I'll kill you all!

Oh, sorry.  Flashback"
 

Offline an0n

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Re: Another caption thread :-
Reply #35 on: September 01, 2004, 10:55:29 am
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Originally posted by Flipside
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"Then Bill's towel dropped and.........."
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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