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Offline Rampage

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on: September 05, 2004, 05:37:06 pm
Guys, by all means, I'm a conservative Christian, but this is way out of hand:

Landover Baptist Church

I don't want to say anymore than I have to, but do check it out yourself.  Read EVERYTHING they have and visit every link.  Also if there are any Christians out there, please join me in prayer for these people.

Check this out, BTW: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html  <-- Hilarious
 

Offline Kosh

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Reply #1 on: September 05, 2004, 05:42:36 pm
:wtf: Landover Baptist Church is a parody, nothing more. I think it is you who is being way out of hand.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Rictor

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Reply #2 on: September 05, 2004, 05:42:43 pm
yeah, this is quite obviously satire. Its been posted here a few times before.

Most of it's still very funny though.
 

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Reply #3 on: September 05, 2004, 05:47:06 pm
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Originally posted by Kosh
:wtf: Landover Baptist Church is a parody, nothing more. I think it is you who is being way out of hand.


Wha??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  I was played for a fool?  Man - it's a funny experience nonetheless LOL!
 

Offline Kosh

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Reply #4 on: September 05, 2004, 05:52:21 pm
Thinking outside of the box = good. Not everything is meant to be taken at face value. Don't they teach you that type of thing at church?
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Crazy_Ivan80

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Reply #5 on: September 05, 2004, 05:55:31 pm
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Originally posted by Kosh
Thinking outside of the box = good. Not everything is meant to be taken at face value. Don't they teach you that type of thing at church?


heh, churches like people taking things at face value... makes them easier to control :p
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Reply #6 on: September 05, 2004, 06:05:26 pm
Actually....

to add some reality to this, go look at The Last Supper by Da Vinci. Talk about face value....
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Reply #7 on: September 05, 2004, 06:11:49 pm
someone's been reading the daVinci code, eh?
 

Offline Kosh

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Reply #8 on: September 05, 2004, 06:18:51 pm
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Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80


heh, churches like people taking things at face value... makes them easier to control :p




:nod:
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Reply #9 on: September 05, 2004, 06:21:05 pm
[q]someone's been reading the daVinci code, eh?[/q]

The Templar Revelation. :)
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Reply #10 on: September 05, 2004, 07:11:33 pm
I'm going to a Catholic school here in Nashville, they have a priest teaching Theology, and everybody is required to take it.

We are being taught to decide for ourselves whether to take the Bible as literal truth or as a symbolic meaning (in fact my teacher is actually pretty objective about the Bible). I don't think they're trying to control me. :)

Then again we also don't have the alter boy problem (as most churches don't)
 

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Reply #11 on: September 05, 2004, 07:25:14 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


AHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL!
  

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Reply #12 on: September 05, 2004, 07:30:02 pm
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In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they didn't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy!  If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 2!
 

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Reply #13 on: September 05, 2004, 07:34:17 pm
Awesome Stealth! :lol:

I want a male version of that t-shirt... (no, walking aorund with "****er" on my shirt is not an acceptable solution)
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Reply #14 on: September 05, 2004, 07:35:24 pm
lol :D :D

the thong's the best though ;)
 

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Reply #15 on: September 05, 2004, 07:47:43 pm
Hey vyper:
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

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Reply #16 on: September 05, 2004, 08:09:11 pm
Solid! I'm getting that for going on holiday next year! :lol:
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Reply #17 on: September 06, 2004, 02:54:41 am
Never thought I'd see a committed christian linking to Landover Baptist :D
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Offline Sigma957

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Reply #18 on: September 06, 2004, 03:30:04 am
As soon as I saw that thong I cracked up, nice church that :lol:
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Reply #19 on: September 06, 2004, 05:21:05 am
:lol:
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