I can see the headlines now:
*Types up rude, cynical story...
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Planet inhabited by friendly tabby cats. President seeks declaration of war.
Bush: We must attack them! KILL! NUKE!
Reporter: But why?
Bush: Well, dagnabit, they're not like us, so they must posess lethal weapons of mass destruction! Duuuuuuuuuuuh.
Reporter: You are aware that all weapons of mass destruction are lethal, right?
Bush: Uh...9/11!
Reporter: Right. How will we get to their planet, anyways?
Bush: Ask Kerrey first. After he makes a fool of himself, i'll have a better, scheming, lie-infested answer ready.
Aide: Sir, you're over-communicating!
Reporter: Dear god in heaven...
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Yup. I can see it now...