[Clave]

sup?

I am teh n00b, and nobody knows me here at all...

[Flipside]

LOL I do



I was on Warpstorm for a while, till I forgot my password

[Carl]

also does Carl!

[Taristin]

Raa knows nothing! It makes him much happier!

[kode]

yay, it's you. hello.

oh, and I'm teh only one getting error 400: bad request instead of warpstorm?

[Jetmech Jr.]

I don't know you. I still say

[.::Tin Can::.]

Flamethrowers are under the chair, with extra ammo in the lockers. Any extra items can only be obtained by admins, and if you see a Shivan, its just Carl. Give him your lunch and its more than likely he wont gut you like a fish. As for the rest.... I just plumb forgot.

A reminder though, dont get anyone upset, lest they gang up on you and siege you out of your hole for 3 hours straight. Conservatives and Republicans are not welcome and any sign of them will result in an immediate flame war.

Thank you for choosing HLP.

BTW, Im the guy who gets on everyones nerves. Can ya believe it?!

[Deepblue]

Yes that may be true, but it's the lefties who start it...

[.::Tin Can::.]

*rolls eyes* suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure....

[Taristin]

Once again: I find bliss in ignorance. And no, that's not meant to be a LP quote.

[.::Tin Can::.]

But I thought ignorance is bliss?

Especially since it means the same thing!

[Blitzerland]

Time for a good ol' original Blitzerland welcome...oooooooohhhhh(sing to the tune of 'Augh, crazy cats in the bushes'), oooooh, ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, TAKE IT AWAY, BILLY!

Beware of Tabbies in the bushes, if you smell petrol, it tis probably just the old Apollo stuck in the furnace. If you smell fire, tis just some poor sap getting the crap flamed out of him. Feel welcome to try out the motion sensor-equiped-minibar...you'll be charged three hundred dollars every time you get within ten feet of it.

The Library was infested with Shivans back in '99, the roof leaks, the floor creaks, the garden is infested with man-eating garden snails, the cats have taken the observatory...so, that explains the assault rifle under your chair.

But don't think about using it. We ran out of ammo back in '01. Neverless, you'll never feel more welcome anywhere else. Yes, our staff is availble 24/7 to tend to your every need. But avoid the Shivans in the air ducts.

Enjoy your stay, but don't even think about leaving. You won't be able to. Freespace will not let you leave.
 

[Blitzerland]

Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.

BTW, Im the guy who gets on everyones nerves. Can ya believe it?!

Really? Heh. I feel better now.

[.::Tin Can::.]

Feel better about what? The fact that I admitted to getting on peoples nerves, or that I am the reason you get pissed off? Just wondering.

[Blitzerland]

Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.
Feel better about what? The fact that I admitted to getting on peoples nerves, or that I am the reason you get pissed off? Just wondering.

Neither one, my friend.

I meant that you get everyone riled up, not me. Hee.

[.::Tin Can::.]

Oh yes, I create QUITE a stir when I enter a thread. In fact, it usually results in the common and imminent flame war, which has gotten a few topics locked in the past, and my post count docked by like... 1000 posts. Quite possibly a WHOLE lot more.

[Blitzerland]

DOES NOT, YOU LIAR! I'LL CRUSH YOU! CATS, ATTACK!!

Wow, unearthly.

[Flipside]

Ahhhhhhhh.. the smell of brimstone That's why I love this place

[Blitzerland]

By the way, I hope I didn't offend anyone with my introduction...i'm kinda paranoid since the last thread...err...never mind.

[vyper]

Whoever let Tin Can do the welcome speech is getting some rough man-loving as punishment later.

Anyway, welcome Clave.