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Offline an0n

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So my sister is drunk off her ass and sitting with her back to the front window in the front room.

All of a sudden there's this 'tap tap tap' from the window.

Being nocturnal I know that it's just the plastic contracting, but I see the look of 'WTF' in my sister's eyes and decide to take a simple concept and run with it.

So I just sit and look at her with total terror in my eyes.

Long story short, I basically had her convinced there was a Yeti waiting for her to open the curtains so it could eat her face.

Man, I'm evil.
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Offline Ghostavo

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:lol:

Next time tape it ;)
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Are you sure it was terror in your eyes, and not...well... pure evil?
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Offline an0n

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It was probably just lust. My sister is pretty hot.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Carpe Diem Poste Crastinus

"When life gives you lemons...
Blind people with them..."

"Yah, dude, penises rock." Turambar

FUKOOOOV!

 

Offline Setekh

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I'm worried for you. And your sister, to a lesser extent. ;)
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Offline Rictor

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Now thats a story I'll be telling to my grand-kids.

 

Offline redsniper

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is this your crackhead sister that robs grocery stores?
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Offline Kosh

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:lol: Funny story.
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Waitaminute, wasn't that sister living in with the crackhead boyfriend?
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Offline Clave

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Are you sure you have actually got a sister?....
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Offline Gortef

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:lol:

Are you sure it wasn't a Yeti

(allmost typed Jedi for some obscure reason...)
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Stunaep

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I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say that at least one of you wasn't in a.... driving capable condition.
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Offline an0n

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Younger sister.

And I doubt it was a Jedi. Maybe a Sith, but not a Jedi.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline TopAce

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Quote
Originally posted by an0n
... My sister is pretty hot.


At least there are some advantages of having a sister, :lol:

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And I doubt it was a Jedi. Maybe a Sith, but not a Jedi.


The master or the apprentice?
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Offline Drew

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Originally posted by an0n
My sister is pretty hot.


mine is too. wana trade pics?
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Offline Carl

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you guys are fekkin' gross.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Dude, post teh pcitures of er'!!
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Offline Gortef

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Originally posted by TopAce

The master or the apprentice?


hey it's an0n we are talking about... apprentice of course :p
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Stealth

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Originally posted by an0n
My sister is pretty hot.


let us be the judge of that :D