[an0n]

I fu[color=3423][/color]cking despise this film.

I watched 5 minutes and the only emotion it evoked in me was the overwhelming desire to cut Napoleon's throat and then immediately slit my own wrists, just to make sure.

After forcing myself to watch another 10 minutes, all I can say is that I'd rather be ****ed in the ass by a Gorilla than sit through any more of that utter and complete ****e.

I'd rather live in a world without Keira Knightley than have to suffer another second of that garbage.

That's how much I completely and unremittingly hate that dog****, ass-sucking, cock-smoking pile of severed animal rectum they dare to call a film.

It'd rather have a glass-shard enema than watch it.

I'd rather have ants inserted into my urethra with a 2-inch diameter hose than spend another instant having that tripe inflicted on my psyke.

I cannot possibly stress how much I am disgusted that this **** even made it out of the camera without bursting into flames.

I would rather sit and watch Love Actually back to back with BEN ELTON SKETCHES than be emotionally and PHYSICALLY scarred by that heap of sheep feces - Napoleon Dynamite.

[HeX]

Would you like those in that particular order or can we mix things up a bit?

[an0n]

You can do them simultaneously for all I care, just promise me you'll firebomb any cinema showing that crime against humanity.

It's so bad, it make the holocaust look like a walk in the ****ing park.

[aldo_14]

So, are you saying you don't like it then?

[an0n]

It's so bad, I refuse to even joke about it.

Honest to God, I have never even imagined that a film could be so utterly ****ing painful.

[Blue Lion]

I got that feeling watching the previews. Thank god my common sense still works

[Night Hammer]

I actually heard it was funny.....guess not

[Goober5000]

Several people I know saw it and loved it.  I personally haven't seen it.

[an0n]

ATM I'm using this sentence to describe why people keep talking about it:

Some people like Tom Green.

[vyper]

wtf is it about?

[Ford Prefect]

I saw it. It was sort of funny, but it just made me really depressed. I also enjoyed it less because my friends had out-voted me on seeing De-Lovely instead.

[Flipside]

Never heard of it, but it sounds like that Jack Nicholson comedy, the name of which I can't remember, but the first 15 minutes were so depressing to watch, I never bothered watching the rest of it.

[Rictor]

the Life of Schmidt?

man, that was a boring/depressing movie.
Never saw Napolean Dynamite, but I just might now, for the sole reason that anon hates it.

[an0n]

Feel free.

You might think it's a fun way to spite me, but you'll only be hurting yourself. And I'm all for Darwinism.

[.::Tin Can::.]

That last part is going to spark raging fires...

[phreak]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/

it gots a 7.3 of 10

[Blitzerland]

That movie wasn't all that great. But still...it didn't make my eyes bleed that much.

Ready the wicket and ice the spleens, jackityjoe.


EDIT: I fully agree with the concept of Darwinism. Some haven't evolved beyond simian-state, sadly. Especially this one guy in my world history class...poor sad little niave freak.

[an0n]

Oh yeah, I've found a fool-proof way to destroy creationist arguments.

[Kamikaze]

I suppose said method involves a hatchet.

[Taristin]

Either that, or this movie...