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'Blue Laser's been spotted at a local grocery store on DOUBLE COUPON DAY!'
'with the money they could potentaly save from those double coupons, they could buy all kinds of super weapons that like... turn babies into gold,
or... screw with the weather!'
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"there won't BE any more beach volleyball!"
"old LADIES SUCK!!!"
teehee, old lady rub (I think that's a PQ reference)
"no, but I know how to end awkward conversations with the elderly!!!"
"OH CARP!, I forgot my Price style PLUSS CARD!!"
"The express lane is for ten items or less!!
you have two too many!!!"
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'the grout cleaner is working sir'
'Fan-Freaking-Tastic!'
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everything Blue Laser says is just so damn ****ing funny.
