[Blitzerland]

You are no match for IFOB. And I have no kittens.

A-HAHAHAHAHA!!

[Falcon]

Originally posted by Blitzerland
You are no match for IFOB. And I have no kittens.

A-HAHAHAHAHA!!

Yes its true I don't have a kitten, but I do have a cat. All he does all day is eat and maeks the habit of scratching everything up he comes in contact with. Pets are a waste of time, though I do think ferrets would be pretty neat.

[Deepblue]

Already found religion. Still does not explain HOW!!!!!
Anyhoo, this is just a rant of mine. I have been brought up to want to learn and understand how things work and now that I have tackled the small things I find myself wondering how about everything. Just a small rant of mine. And sorry, alcoholic drinks do not make the world better .

[Deepblue]

Originally posted by Falcon
Pets are a waste of time, though I do think ferrets would be pretty neat.

Ferrets are the nastiest smelling and possibly most uninteresting pet you could get.

[Blitzerland]

You need to pay more attention to your cat, Falcon...you can be surprised...

Anyway, not going to start a pointless argument.

Still, fear IFOB! Fear it forever!

[Blitzerland]

Originally posted by Deepblue




Ferrets are the nastiest smelling and possibly most uninteresting pet you could get.

They smell, but they're cute, and they get into all your stuff, steal it,  and hoard it all in some st-

I hate ferrets, now. Thanks a lot.

My third cat, Blitz, is just like a Ferret, 'cept he smells like cinnamon for some reason.

Ph33r IFOB!

[Deepblue]

Originally posted by aldo_14


Oaw yes!

I will never understand British humor... ever.

Just another thing to rant about.

[Falcon]

Originally posted by Blitzerland
You need to pay more attention to your cat, Falcon...you can be surprised...

Anyway, not going to start a pointless argument.

Still, fear IFOB! Fear it forever!

Oh did I forget to metion that he has an ear problem. It goes like this I pet my cat, he shakes his head, I get ear junk all over myself

okay skip ferret, maybe I'll get a boa constrictor :devil:

[Blitzerland]

Boa? That would be cool.

As long as you fear IFOB.

[Falcon]

Originally posted by Blitzerland
Boa? That would be cool.

As long as you fear IFOB.

I do not fear the Insane Faulty Obese Blitzerland that what IFOB stand for right?

[Blitzerland]

IFOB stands for Insidious Forces Of Blitzerland.

Or the Invisible Forces Of Blitzerland...I have, like, two members.

[Clave]

Ferrets are cool.  

Some friends of mine in Canada have some, they are not that smelly, and anyway you don't notice it after a while.  They are very curious, playful and funny.  You can wind them up, and make them hyper, but if they trust you, they won't bite in any serious way, they just play-bite and run away.  They like playing, especially if there's more than one, they mock-fight each the suddenly jump you when you're not looking and bite your feet.  They do like trouser-legs though, so tuck your trousers (pants to our American bretheren) into your socks before entering the ferret arena.  They like hunting for stuff, and will even go under water a little way to retrieve a special treat, like a chocolate-coated raison.

Anyway, they may not be for everyone, but they are a lot of fun....

[Ford Prefect]

"I am the god of drama!"

"I thought you were the god of wine."

"That too! A little wine will get you through a lot of drama."


-"The Frogs"

[vyper]

Ferrets...

This reminds me of a story involving two gays, a glass tube, a hamster and a lighter...

[Blitzerland]

Originally posted by vyper
Ferrets...

This reminds me of a story involving two gays, a glass tube, a hamster and a lighter...

Please don't tell us...

[mitac]

Originally posted by vyper
Ferrets...

This reminds me of a story involving two gays, a glass tube, a hamster and a lighter...

Yeah, that's a classic.

Originally posted by Deepblue
And sorry, alcoholic drinks do not make the world better

Sure, but once you enjoy the sight of your toilet's interior from a close distance you won't care a damn about the world outside.

[.::Tin Can::.]

You know, Deepblue has a point. People will hate you just because you dont know as much as them on a topic, and so when you say something that you thought was the right thing to say, instead of correcting you, they rape you, and THEN correct you.

Tsk Tsk.

[Flipside]

Actually, most of the corrections I've had on here are pretty polite. I've been wrong about a good few things, but to live is to learn

[Blitzerland]

That is correct. If you must correct someone, do it politely. Unless they ask something so boneheaded, that they MUST be punished. Or if they ask something you consider wrong...or if you're having a bad day...or if you're a mean, evil person...or if they dare ask you something at all when you're a member of IFOB...or if-

*Cats tranquilize Blitzerland.

H3! So77ry, he had to be stoppededed!!!11!!1

lol, cats ruxOrs, dogs suxOrs. l33t.

[Flipside]

You have AOL Chat Room cats?