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Offline phreak

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on: October 05, 2004, 06:27:30 pm
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

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BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.


He deserves a darwin award.
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #1 on: October 05, 2004, 06:30:09 pm
Indeed he does.
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Reply #2 on: October 05, 2004, 06:32:04 pm
That story can't be true...can it?:nervous:
 

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Reply #3 on: October 05, 2004, 06:32:26 pm
Oh yes Darwin worthy
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Reply #4 on: October 05, 2004, 06:58:27 pm
It was actualli IN the free newspaper at my school...
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Reply #5 on: October 05, 2004, 07:24:16 pm
Uh... we need a forum called "The Hard Light Tabloid" for all of these............... fascinating stories.
 

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Reply #6 on: October 05, 2004, 07:36:12 pm
Looks like Phreak beat Aldo to posting it.  :D
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Reply #7 on: October 05, 2004, 10:34:22 pm
how can you mistake your penis for a chicken's neck?  all my life....
 

Offline Falcon

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Reply #8 on: October 05, 2004, 10:36:22 pm
maybe he had vision problems......
 

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Reply #9 on: October 05, 2004, 11:12:38 pm
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Oh yes Darwin worthy


darwin awards are only given if the person dies from it.
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Reply #10 on: October 05, 2004, 11:20:38 pm
no it's removal from the gene pool a number of people have won the award by simply de-nutting themselves due to there own stupidity, like the guy who got shot in the nads after useing a live bullet as a replacement fuse
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Reply #11 on: October 05, 2004, 11:24:06 pm
yeah what he said:nervous:
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Reply #12 on: October 06, 2004, 12:01:57 am
My "studying to be a Social Worker" g/f is currently in hysterics after reading that.

Anyone else find that scarry?
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Reply #13 on: October 06, 2004, 02:42:57 am
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no it's removal from the gene pool a number of people have won the award by simply de-nutting themselves due to there own stupidity, like the guy who got shot in the nads after useing a live bullet as a replacement fuse


Ouch. Now that really hurts from any perspective.

Edit : that just reminded me of that young guy who made a tea out of the bloom and leaves of a Brugmansia plant. Seems to have been lots of fun, as he got the spontaneous idea of cutting off his tongue and penis with a hedge shears.

So don't consume poisonous plants at home, kids.
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Reply #14 on: October 06, 2004, 03:09:25 am
He'd have been a lot happier if he'd decided to strangle the chicken........
 

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Reply #15 on: October 06, 2004, 03:15:36 am
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...happier...


At 67?

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Reply #16 on: October 06, 2004, 03:21:07 am
I'm guessing he was throat-****ing the dog and the dog didn't like it.

And if it's all the same to you, I'll stick with my 'year-round flu' idea.
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Reply #17 on: October 06, 2004, 03:00:21 pm
first hurricanes, then volcanoes, now this.  damned terrorists.  tricking people into cutting off their penises.....
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Reply #18 on: October 07, 2004, 03:35:32 am
LOL.

I think he gets the Honorary Darwin Award for not killing himself...
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Reply #19 on: October 07, 2004, 05:46:09 pm
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no it's removal from the gene pool a number of people have won the award by simply de-nutting themselves due to there own stupidity, like the guy who got shot in the nads after useing a live bullet as a replacement fuse


Bob's right on this one. At 63 he still technically could have had children. Therefore this act did remove the possibility of future contributions and therefore would be enough to give him an award.
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