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Offline Corsair

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on: November 08, 2004, 07:13:57 pm
Post your favorite bad/corny pickup lines.

My personal favorite:
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What??
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz you must be an angel...

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
« Last Edit: November 08, 2004, 07:18:22 pm by 524 »
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #1 on: November 08, 2004, 07:15:12 pm
"Back in old country, I would not have to ask"
 

Offline Galemp

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Reply #2 on: November 08, 2004, 07:24:12 pm
I don't have a library card / But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby / You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical / And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl / So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos / That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt / The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious / Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo / If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight / Or should I walk by again?
My love for you is like diarrhea / I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now / 'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit / Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect / Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer / Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you / You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid / Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa / Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda / And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito / Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo / Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward / But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully / Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth" / To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture / It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons / Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven / That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security? / 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now / So you can meet my mom
Because I ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican / Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
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Offline vyper

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Reply #3 on: November 08, 2004, 07:28:27 pm
Would you like to see my Corba?
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Offline JR2000Z

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Reply #4 on: November 08, 2004, 07:38:49 pm
Haven't I seen you on a porn site before?

*from an interestinig Freshman year incidient*
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #5 on: November 08, 2004, 07:53:12 pm
Quote
Originally posted by JR2000Z
Haven't I seen you on a porn site before?

*from an interestinig Freshman year incidient*
Tell the story! ;)
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline DragonClaw

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Reply #6 on: November 08, 2004, 07:59:42 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Corsair
Tell the story! ;)


Looking for a guarenteed quick arousal? :p
 

Offline Bobboau

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Reply #7 on: November 08, 2004, 08:00:13 pm
"hey, I've been stalking yo for the last seven moths and..."
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Offline Nuke

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Reply #8 on: November 08, 2004, 08:04:51 pm
i find little use for pickup lines. treat em like a friend firs then start throwing on complements, you can speed up if ya get to first base. now it is apropriate to buy her flowers, little stuffed kittens and so on. dont think of your new find as a sex object, at least until she starts to grip you hard or uses her fingernails on your back when you make out. if ya let it flow from there you might get some. remember, be a gentalman (not a genitalman) and dont forget to wear a raincoat. it may takes weeks, but theres no rush.
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #9 on: November 08, 2004, 08:08:03 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
"hey, I've been stalking yo for the last seven moths and..."

We demand the sun of one million doolars.

:lol: :lol:
 

Offline jdjtcagle

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Reply #10 on: November 08, 2004, 08:28:18 pm
Your Daddy still in jail?

Huh? For what?

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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #11 on: November 08, 2004, 08:39:20 pm
I think my keyboard's battery is running low or something. I've been doing crap like that all day.
Bobboau, bringing you products that work... in theory
learn to use PCS
creator of the ProXimus Procedural Texture and Effect Generator
My latest build of PCS2, get it while it's hot!
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Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together
 

Offline ionia23

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Reply #12 on: November 08, 2004, 08:43:25 pm
I can tell you what the best pickup lines ever.  One overheard and one directed at moi.

Overheard:
--------------

"I don't know who you are but I'm going to miss you".


Directed at moi while watching a couple have a screaming match

---------------
Me: I hate it when couples fight
Her: but you can have lots of makeup sex
Me: True
Her:  I bet we'd fight a lot.

Rock.
"Why does it want me to say my name?"
  

Offline phreak

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Reply #13 on: November 08, 2004, 08:46:08 pm
Quote
Originally posted by ionia23

Directed at moi while watching a couple have a screaming match

---------------
Me: I hate it when couples fight
Her: but you can have lots of makeup sex
Me: True
Her:  I bet we'd fight a lot.

Rock.


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Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #14 on: November 08, 2004, 08:49:35 pm
:lol: ionia, you lucky bastard.
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Blind people with them..."

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Offline Night Hammer

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Reply #15 on: November 08, 2004, 11:06:51 pm
"I want some butt"

a teamate of mine when out at the club, BTW he's brilliant:rolleyes:
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #16 on: November 08, 2004, 11:21:10 pm
peh, mines the best.
 

Offline Drew

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Reply #17 on: November 08, 2004, 11:22:36 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Nuke
i find little use for pickup lines. treat em like a friend firs then start throwing on complements, you can speed up if ya get to first base. now it is apropriate to buy her flowers, little stuffed kittens and so on. dont think of your new find as a sex object, at least until she starts to grip you hard or uses her fingernails on your back when you make out. if ya let it flow from there you might get some. remember, be a gentalman (not a genitalman) and dont forget to wear a raincoat. it may takes weeks, but theres no rush.


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Offline Nuke

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Reply #18 on: November 08, 2004, 11:35:17 pm
you need to stop dating crack whores
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline HeX

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Reply #19 on: November 09, 2004, 01:00:09 am
I was playing NWN and my Orc  character with intelligence of basicly -1 had a pickupline that had me laughing for quite a while.

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