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Offline Cobra

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Yes I am 14 but I've got netzon. It's a cheap and sucky IP. As for making fun of myself, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! *PM's 'Papa*
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Originally posted by MatthewPapa

[Dont worry. We are not trying to make fun of you. I was once like you, we all were for that matter. I remember asking the same questions on some old anime board 3 years ago when I first became a forumite. I used to have AOL and a 56k as well. I will never forget the piece of crap computer i used to have....anyway.....

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Oh yeah: Word. I used to have a Windows '98 with a 56k and a 7 GB hard drive. It was a flippin piece of crap. At least some of the games I have worked on it. The XP I'm using also has a 56k! How do I upgrade it!? I HATE IT!!!
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

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Use a drilling machine and expand the modem connector. That should vastly increase the flow of data. :D
« Last Edit: November 24, 2004, 10:28:46 am by 1928 »
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« Last Edit: November 24, 2004, 09:46:25 pm by 2299 »
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Cobra

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I'm serious! What expensive upgrade must I use to get rid of this piece of ***** 56k modem???
« Last Edit: November 24, 2004, 09:59:05 pm by 2299 »
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Sesquipedalian

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1) An Ethernet card, if you don't already have one.

2) A high speed modem and an account with an Internet Service Provider who provides high speed service.  Get out the Yellow Pages and look for high speed ISPs in your area.  They usually provide you with the modem when you sign up with them.
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*sighs* I've been thinking of getting netzero highspeed internet. It costs about $5 more than netzon. About $14.95 for netzero. and how much is an ethernet card? (Actually, I think I've got one, doesn't it look like an internet connection and says "ethernet" above it?)
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 
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No, dont do that. Its still a 56k connection they just compress image files you download while your browsing. Get DSL or Cable.

 

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Nyeh, I can't afford DSL or Cable. It's $15.95 for the first 3 months and then it ramps up to about 40 bucks a month. I've got an ethernet card (I think, is it?) Don't you just hook up your connection to it? Oh, and aren't you going to welcome me to GMail?
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Sesquipedalian

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Your ethernet jack looks similar to the phone jack on your modem, but a bit wider.

If you want to upgrade your internet service from 56k to high speed, you need either DSL or cable.  If you can't afford it, stick with your 56k.  There are no other options.
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Originally posted by MatthewPapa
No, dont do that. Its still a 56k connection they just compress image files you download while your browsing. Get DSL or Cable.


They actually showed a live demonstration with regular dial-up on page 3 and the high speed dial-up on page 10... I don't get it. How do they compress images while downloading when you're browsing a website?
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

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Live, as in you were there, doing it, or live, as in you watched it on tv?


For all you know, one was on a site with bitmap images, that was uncached, and the other was on cached pages with jpg's, that looked identical...
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Offline Cobra

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Live, as in watching it on TV. And you're probably right...
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

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Ok, in the world of reality, live means real time. TV is recorded, and they can do anything they like to it. This is called business. Then they sell it to gullible people. This is called being scammed. Then the user gets mad, but they can't do anything about it, because they don't know why its like that. This is called being technilogically challenged. See where I'm going?
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I hate it when you people DO this to me. My mom does it, my best friend does it, and now YOU do it... Argh... On a side note, I need people for my campaign project. Can you model, or texture, or table, do all 3 by yourself, or FRED?
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

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were not doin anything (just found this thread) cobra, anything that says 'go faster on dial up!' is just something to get yo uto buy it. it never actually works much faster (if it does at all).

heres my advice to keep you safe from those corporate bastards:
anything you see on TV or on the internet, dont beleive it. just dont. think theyre making it up and look for proof. if you find good proof, then think that is also fake. once you find a second batch of proof, (from anywehre but online or on TV) then beleive it, but tentitavely.

the corperations couldnt care less. the only company ive EVER seen their product do everything they say it could do as well as they said it could do it (read that sentence a few times, its hard to understand :p ) was caligari.com. truespace 5.2 REALLY did do EVERYTHING they said it could, and pretty good too.

however, TV is never to be trusted. its likely surpassing the internet in beleiveability.

PS, cobra, im not gonig against you :p im only as old as you are :lol:

never beleive anything. ever. it will keep yo usafe. also be paranoid, but thats a lesson for another day ;)
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« Last Edit: November 30, 2004, 09:21:29 pm by 2299 »
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

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I know all that, I'm so paranoid on the internet I've got about 3 or 4 security systems on my PC. I also don't really believe in the crap those scammers put on the media. *watches Grimloq knifing grammar* Good Lord, your web talk is atrocious! :lol:

So, can you join as a modeller or what? I'm desperately in need of members.
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

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Hey heres an idea go on one of those home shopping network thingys call up the number and then yell out STFU morons. Now that would be funny.

 

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If I actually did that, Mom would kick my ass and ground me for a year or more. :lol:
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta