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Offline an0n

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They're a welsh rap group.

They look like this:



This is the tracklist from their album:
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1. Manifesto
2. Self Suicide
3. Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do
4. Half Man Half Machine
5. Roller Disco
6. Soap Bar
7. Billy Webbs Lament
8. Your Mothers Got A Penis
9. Maggot
10. You Knows I Loves You
11. Leeroy Fashion Lament
12. 21 Ounces
13. Time To Make A Change

And most spectacularly, they named their first/debut album: Greatest Hits.


I am in awe of the depth of comedy involved.
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Offline Liberator

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Their all WIGGERS!:shaking:

I realize their Welsh, but they could find a token black guy and say he was from Wales?
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Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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You're missing the genius of it.

They're characatures of rappers mixed with the inherant lameness and try-to-hard attitude of everything and everyone Welsh.
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Offline an0n

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I just listened to the album and (aside from Ricky Grover's midget routine) it is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Manifesto is some kind of A-Team theme rip off.

Self Suicide takes the piss out of everyone who got famous from dying.

Guns Don't Kill People is a parody of all gangsta-rap.

Half-Man Half-Machine: I AM A ROBOT, RAARRRGH!

Roller Disco is about stoned people at the roller disco.

Soap Bar is about drugs, plain and simple.

Billy Webb's Lament is a radio interview parody.

Your Mother's Got A Penis - Have a guess.

The Maggot is basically rapping over a NES game theme.

You Know I Loves You is a rip off of all those early-90's brit-pop love song pieces of **** and is funny as hell.

Leeroy's Fashion Lament: "I - am Elvis."

21 Ounces is about drugs.

Time To Make A Change is just plain strange.

It's like they took everything from Run DMC up to Shamen, mixed it all up, ran it through a NES's sound chips and then rapped about issues important to 12 year olds and wiggaz (like sniffing glue and giving cigs to your girlfriend).

I love the ****ing thing.

Buy it. Seriously.
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Heh. Odd. You're description of the tracks actually makes me want to listen to it less. Which I didn't think was possible.
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edit: nevermind.

 

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are they suposed to... look gay?
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Just like drunnken Welshmen, I think.

I might acquire these tracks one day.
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they look like they just came fresh outta a local pub on schoolies week.
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Originally posted by Liberator
Their all WIGGERS!:shaking:

I realize their Welsh, but they could find a token black guy and say he was from Wales?


Can you think of anything more pathetic than wanna-be gansta rappers who are white, and come from the countryside*?

*well, it is Wales after all.  One of them must be a farmer.